Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side of the road because apparently their was something on the other side that appealed to the chicken. It was probably your mom.

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Why did the girl fall off of her highchair? Her father threw an axe at her.

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What kind of words did the terrorist say on his date? His last ones.

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What happened to truck full of watermelons careening down the hill? After panicking, the driver was able to gain composure, and shifting the truck into a lower gear, was able to deliver the track safely to the side of the road at the bottom of the ill, where he sat down alongside of the road under the shade of an apple tree, sucking on delicious watermelon.

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Whats numbing and smells like burning toast? A stroke.

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what did the man do when he was at the end of his rope? he bought more rope.

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What do you call a cold chicken? A Raw Chicken.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The farm was sold and he had no other place to go.

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why was the boy lonely? his whole family died in a plane crash

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how doyou wake up lady gaga youu poke er face

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Q: What's worse than stepping a LEGO in the middle of the night? A: A landmine

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whats worse than 4 dead monkeys? 5 dead monkeys.

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What did the astronaut say at AA? Alcohol is ruining my life.

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Whats the difference between Justin bieber and a dick... The dick

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2 persons in an elevator then, one guy says: dude! smells like your sister! and the other guy is not there

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What's 50 feet tall, wears glasses and plays dungeons and dragons. A nerd, I lied about the 50 feet part.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate 2,091,029,203,284,485,389,684,564,345,089,859,849,485,374,094,394,584,584.00002394832323945834958349234854343432323343534342323243543534234358394564023285409564053942304923049234 x 10 to the 1234543565342312323560845834034th power divided by 0.

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I was going to write a racist joke but there was too many black people watching me.

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Why did the black man buy a gun? because he wanted to go hunting.

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Bariande: I have a belly button Kraken: haha who doesnt? MissAwkward: i dont Barinade: neither do i. haha this happened on tiny chat.

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What is the difference between 10 dead babies and a 1,000,000 dollar car I don't have a 1,000,00 dollar car

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Laugh

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How did baby Bobby spend his summer vacation? He didn't, he died from heat exhaustion.

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Two peanuts were walking down the street. Well actually, they just rolled a bit and then stopped. Peanuts don't have legs.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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