- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama so fat, that she feels uncomfortable in a bathing suit.

Jeff has 45 candy bars. He eats 40. What does Jeff have? Diabeetus

Why did the Dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Boy: what to hear a joke? girl: sure. Boy: woman rights.

What's the difference between Mitt Romney and a statue of Mitt Romney? The statue doesn't change its position.

There is a really funny joke which can only be seen by smart people, it goes as such:

How can you tell a baby lost it's voice? It doesn't scream when you staple it to a ceiling fan and turn it on.

Why did the cat cross the road? he wanted to be a docter.

What's red, blue, and purple? purple.

What do you call a poldo thats hafl poldo a

Q: What did the blind deaf orphan get for Christmas? A: Cancer

On the next line im going to write a joke: George W. Bush

what did the dead man say to the other dead man ...nothing he's dead.

Why did the black man go to the gym? Because he was severely fat and would live a short life if he didn't lose weight.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says why the long face? The horse does not reply because it is a horse. He then is confused of where he is and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a couple stools.

Steven Hawkin ran a marathon.

Why did the teenage girl pee on a stick? She and her boyfriend had foolishly engaged in unprotected sex two weeks before, and she was now concerned that she may be pregnant.

why did the man have a hole in his face? because syphillis had eaten a hole in it

Why did the Chicken cross the Road? To get to the other side! (To fully appreciate the subtle nuisances of this joke, you really have to be a chicken.)

why did the window washer lose his job. because he fell off and died.

What do you call a Mexican in a kitchen? A chef.

A man walks into a bar and says "ouch".

What did the man with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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