- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one rock say to the other rock? Nothing. Rocks can't talk, idiot.

Q: What did the tree say as he fell? A: Studies have shown plants in general do not have a voice box, thus making plants incapable of speaking.

Hi i love black men so much and i am a jewish faggot bye

Who hacks darts? • Jack Nolan aka Bowlbot 300 J-Bowls

Why didn't Timmy have a girlfriend ??? Because he's a Fruit bowl !

Why are Jewish men circumcised? Because it is the norm with that particular religious group to circumcise male infants shortly after birth.

you know what's worse than being grounded? AIDS

So three hikers decide to face the deadly challenge of climbing Mount Everest. They were unaware of the risks, and were all brutally killed in an avalanche.

Why did the fish cross the road? Because the chicken was carrying an aquarium.

FUS RO DAH!!!

Why is it funny when dogs talk ? Answer: they don't

Shaving your balls is just plain nuts!

Cool story bro. Tell it again.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse then precedes to beat the bartender voraciously for making fun of his religion.

How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two, but the real question is why there are two flies having sex inside a light bulb.

A blind man walks in a bar I mean like a metal bar But it didn't hurt He only laught

why did the dog bark at the picture because it was ugly

What does a hooker eat for breakfast, lunch, and dinner? Food.

why couldn't the boy use the computer He could i meant could

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

Q. What's better then a baby in a microwave? A. What the hell is wrong with you? Did your parents not love you enough when you were born? Everything is worse then a baby in a microwave! Besides the felony charges it is extremely wrong! Your going to hell.

Why did the man have square fingers? Because he has Apert Syndrome

"The only thing worse than being talked about is getting AIDS." -Oscar Wilde

What do you call something that lives in a pineapple under the sea? I don't know, but that seems like an improbable circumstance.

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