Which came first, the chicken , the egg, the chick, the dinosaur, or the fried chicken nuggets?

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People spending hours typing nothing but cus words? Who does that?

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Simon walks into a bar. He orders his favorite beer. The bartender says "Hey Simon, I see you're back with the usual, aye?" Simon says "Touch you tongue to your elbow." The bartender couldn't do it.

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Why does it take women to cum slower than men? Who cares

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Why do black guys have white palms? Because that area of the human hand contains no melanocytes, the cells that allow pigment to form.

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Whats better than seeing a worm in your apple... Reading the the next anti-joke.

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I called your friend gay and he hit me with his fist because he was angry at me for using gay in a derogatory way.

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Why was the boy sad? Because He had a frog stapled to his face

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Why did the Nazi doctor drown a Jew in the lake? Because he felt like it.

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HOW MANY CRACK-HEADS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHT BULB? NONE, THERE AIN'T NO ELECTRICITY IN THE CRACKHOUSE!!!

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What stops a train? A missile

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Whats pink and slippery? A pink slipper.

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Are you from Tennessee? Because you look like a product of incest

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin get in the car.

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Yo mama's so fat that she pushed you off your computer and you couldnt write anymore "yo Mama" jokes.

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Why is the chicken on the road? Cuz he died trying to get to the other side.

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What do a black man and an elephant have in common? They are both multi-cellular organisms, they both belong to the kingdom Animalia, the phylum Chordata, and the class Mammalia, they both possess vertebrae, they both move through legged locomotion, they both possess knee joints and they both possess the capacity for altruistic behavior.

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Why did michael jackson wear white gloves around young boys? His doctor recommended that he do so due to bad circulation.

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jack and jill climbed up the hill but they were bagels

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Why did the Koala Bear fall out of the tree? Because shortly before, it's life had ended due to lethal chlamydia, which is not uncommon for a Koala Bear these days. Due to it's loss of thought and therefore muscle control, it lost it's grip on the branch it was holding and naturally gravity took over.

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This sentence is not humorous in any fashion whatsoever.

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What do you call a black man and an Asian at a school? Two hard-working, dedicated teachers.

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What did the disabled child say when I hit him with my car? *thunk*

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Your dick is short, If we compare it to mine. That was it, Thank you for your time.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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