sean punches bryce in the face, sean then says ow you just punched me in the face. that hurt

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why was the movie rated PG 13? mild violence and sexual content

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This guys grandma comes to live with him. While shes there she has a stroke. He rushes her to the hospital and waits for her to come out of surgery. The doctor comes out and says "i got good news and bad news" The guy says " give me the bad news" the doctor says "your grandma has had a massive stroke and wont be able to go to the bathroom by herself or eat by herself, so you'll have to feed her baby food and change her Diaper for the rest of her life." So then the guy goes " well crap whats the good news" The doctor goes "Ahh im just kidding she died"

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What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's green and shitty? A bootleg stick.

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When do doctors make house calls? When you're sick.

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"Spell 'horse'" "H-O-U-Z-E" "No, that's incorrect. You failed the spelling test, you stupid fool."

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why did the african american man get shot? he partook in a gang life

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are you from hawaii? because your the only ten I see

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I'd like to make this joke funnier but I can't. It's stupid. I don't even like it.

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How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't, he died like everyone else.

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Why do black men like bit butts? Because they can not lie.

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Whats better than Anti-jokes? Mtiscape.com

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How do you stop an African outlaw who uses child soldiers? Angelina Jolie

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Yo Mama is so white, people call her caucasian.

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Rick Santorum 2012

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hey i just met you and this is crazy... but loose my number and keep the baby LOL

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Three guys went hunting on a rainy day. The first guy slipped.

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What's the diffrence between a hockey puck, and an african child? They're both black, but usualy african children aren't round!

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a man walk into a bakery, he sais... may i have a loaf of bread....

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- Women have rights, aren't they? - Yes, they have.

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like if u think princess kenny is the fairest maiden in all the land. if u dont, disregard this message.

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Bariande: I have a belly button Kraken: haha who doesnt? MissAwkward: i dont Barinade: neither do i. haha this happened on tiny chat.

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Why did the black man buy a gun? because he wanted to go hunting.

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Not a joke.

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