- Anti Joke

Q.What did the German say when he walked into the bar? A.Ich möchte ein Bier bitte. Das würde mich viel besser fühlen. Meine Frau ist gerade gestorben, weil ich sie zu Tode prügeln, und ich bin ein Alkoholiker.

what do you call a monkey? a monkey

Q: why did the train not make it to the station? A: it crashed and killed everybody on board.

What's a black mans favorite thing to do Depends on that particular mans likes and interests

knock knock whose there? my penis.

Dave: Heyy Steve! Steve: Oh heyy Dave! Dave: The word of the day is legs! Steve: so? Dave: So lets go back to your place and spread the word? Steve: ....How about right now? ;) Both: HEY EVERYONE..WE'RE GUNNA HAVE SEX!

Yo mama's so fat that she pushed you off your computer and you couldnt write anymore "yo Mama" jokes.

Why is the chicken on the road? Cuz he died trying to get to the other side.

Why did the Nazi doctor drown a Jew in the lake? Because he felt like it.

Whats pink and slippery? A pink slipper.

HOW MANY CRACK-HEADS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHT BULB? NONE, THERE AIN'T NO ELECTRICITY IN THE CRACKHOUSE!!!

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin get in the car.

Are you from Tennessee? Because you look like a product of incest

This sentence is not humorous in any fashion whatsoever.

jack and jill climbed up the hill but they were bagels

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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lets go to the beach beach lets go get away story of josh browns life

Your mom is so nice.

What is black and white and red all over? A half eaten zebra carcass.

Why did the courageous young boy always follow his dreams? His IQ sucked.

What kind of words did the terrorist say on his date? His last ones.