- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red violets are blue. Yes.

say cheese

Four black guys have a picnic. One of them pulls out a bag of KFC. Another pulls out some Kool Aid. The third pulls out a watermelon. The fourth pulls out a box of cookies you racist prick

If Selfish Sam has twelve cookies and Tricky Todd asks for three then how many cookies does sam have left? Twelve. Remember he's selfish

What did the boy dog say to the girl dog? Ruff

How do you get a clown to shut up? Hit him in the face with an axe

What is black and white and red all over. A pile of dead zebras

What's better than fornicating two 4 year old twins? Killing their parents in front of them before you do.

"Aids" "What?" "Yup, you just got aids."

Why is the black guy afraid of the white guy? He's not, it's the other way around.

What's the difference between a leopard and a jaguar ? The rabbit flies faster, while the pigeon can breathe underwater.

whats the difference between Whitney Huston and rubber duck? The rubber duck dosent smoke crack. hmm to soon?

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

What did chad do when his friends came over? I'm not much of a fiction man personally.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What's the difference between an apple? An red fox's enzyme defragmenting on tue.

why was sally bleeding? they never buy band-aids over her nubs.

Knock knock Whos there Bill O hey bill

How can you tell two twin sisters apart? Look at one twin, then look at the other, and acknowledge that they are two different people.

What do you call a man with a knife in his back? An ambulance

Why did the chicken cross the road? It would be unlikely for any entity of this time to speak English and communicate with chickens so it is improbable for one to know the answer.

She was so hot every guy instantly jizzed upon seeing her. Even seeing her fingernails gave boners to thousands of people. Poor thing never had sex, no one could hold it in until they started. Maybe only Chuck Norris.

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