A black man walked into a bar. He cashed in big on workers comp.

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A Black Man Walks Into an Office For A Job Interview. The Meeting Goes Very And He Soon Has A Very Nice Steady Job.

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So two cannibals are eating a clown. Cannibal one: Does this taste funny to you? Cannibal two: Considering that this man was a clown he must have been in poverty so he resulted to being an alcoholic and maybe over dosed on over the counter drugs. Cannibal one: Thank you for that reasonable answer.

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Moooo

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justin bieber: ask me if im a boy are you a boy? no.

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What's pink and when you press a button it turns red? A baby in a blender. What's pink and when you hit it against the wall sounds metallic? A baby with two forks stuck in its eyes.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I wouldn't consider Mark a chicken. In fact, given the high speed and volume of cars traversing that particular road in both directions, I'd say it was a ballsy move. In hindsight, though, he probably should have waited for the "walk" symbol to appear for pedestrians, in order to avoid being run over by a bus. Anyway, if Pastor John would like to say a few words before we finally put Mark's body to rest...

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A man walked into a bar. He said "ow". Tragic.

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Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because Suzy had no arms.

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What do you call Morgan Freeman at a family reunion? Morgan Freeman.

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whats worse than biting your apple and finding a worm? WWII.

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How do you piss off a teacher? Accuse them of being a pedophile

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whats your moms inside look like nick because all there is is fat

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

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How do you start a fire in the woods? Call Cole Ryder!

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Why did the Asian drive his car into a tree? His contact fell out.

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A zen master walks up to a hot dog vendor and says, "Make me one with everything." The vendor says, "Sorry, we're out of relish." Then the zen master tells him, "Sir, I don't think you get the joke. As you can see by my long silk robes and fu manchu, I am clearly a zen master. And I have used a pun that would make you think I were asking for enlightenment from a hot dog." The vendor then says, "We don't take too kindly to wise guys here." And then the prick gets up and tosses me into the street!

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You know what happened when I kissed a girl? I enjoyed it so immensely that I received an erection.

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Sorry babe, even if I was I would not tell you, the entire place is surrounded, but within enough of a distance, so we will plant a nice setup around the green shack so everyone assumes his deal was some solo operation, if someone else is heading at his direction now, you are gonna get busted, so you better stay down.

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What is green fuzzy and can kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

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Life is like a box of chocolates! It sucks if you have diabetes

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What is the difference between a lion and a tiger? A lion ,on average, weighs 31 kilograms more.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The mailman. I don't believe you.

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I was Born ready I was born naked.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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