- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many licks does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? As many as it takes.

A Mexican, an Italian and an American all walk into a bar. They order their drinks and have pleasant conversation, and all return home to loving families safely and securely.

how do you keep a bunch of black kids from jumping on the bed? your real firm with them and tell them someone may hurt themselves if they don't stop with the horseplay..

why did i come to this site i was doing a school easy about the anti-apartheid movement

Knock knock. Who's there? FedEx. FedEx who? Just kidding, it's hookers.

A jewish man trips and breaks his nose

How many dogs does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None. Dogs don't have thumbs.

Yo momma is so fat when she sat on the i pod she made the i pad!

What's the difference between an X-box and Michael Jackson? One is an inanimate object and the other is a human being.

a homeless man walks into a bar, the bartender and patrons treat him nicely, and sympathize for his current situation.

So this fat guy farts. It smells.

Knock Knock Who's there? It's the Mortgage company. You haven't payed your loans. The man loses his house and becomes homeless.

Whats worse the people posting real jokes on (Anti Jokes)? 911

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? He had no arms

What do you do when you eat a loaf of bread? You throw it up because your brother made it

How do you distinguish between an unlabeled carton of milk and an unlabeled carton of cream without breaking the seals? You label them.

What's a pirate's favorite letter? None of them. He can't read.

The boy wakes up and says "I'm feeling kind of fishy today." The dad come into the sea anemone and says that's because you are, Nemo.

Don't believe in Atheists.

What's the main difference between dogs and children? When children reach their teen years they grow up and leave home. When dogs reach their teen years they die of old age.

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What can make you pee? Liquid

Why couldn't the surgeon perform surgery? Because he was in court being sued due to the fact that he administered too much anesthesia to a patient, who later died of overdose..

What's brown, no one likes and has had a bad history? Dog poop

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