- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar, and orders a drink. The bartender is amazed at first, but then remembers that he just did acid.

Why did the frog cross the street? To make babies

Whats worse the people posting real jokes on (Anti Jokes)? 911

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? He had no arms

What's a pirate's favorite letter? None of them. He can't read.

Knock Knock Who's there? It's the Mortgage company. You haven't payed your loans. The man loses his house and becomes homeless.

What do you do when you eat a loaf of bread? You throw it up because your brother made it

How do you distinguish between an unlabeled carton of milk and an unlabeled carton of cream without breaking the seals? You label them.

Why was the black man in school detention? For sleeping in and showing up late accidently

Gay jokes aren't funny Cum on guys

Why did the boy with one arm have no friends? He was a cereal killer from Ireland.

why did the kid let go of his kite? He got struck by lightning

ask me if i have a place to call home> 'have you a place to call home?' no im sad and lonely.

What did the cop say to the people watching the house fire? All right nothing to see here jokes over

Roses are gray Violets are gray ROFL I'm a dog

ask if someone wants to hear a joke then say "never mind"

What's it called when an abusive alcoholic father iguana has trouble connecting with his wayward teenage drug addict son iguana, while at the same time the mother iguana doesn't come home till late hours and constantly calls her daughter iguana a slut? Reptile Dysfunction.

one day i went on a swing, somone pushed me and i fell broke my leg,cracked three ribs, cut my lip, fractured my toe and died of internal bleeding to my brain.

Why did Martian Luther King climb the mountain? Because there was a KFC on top

Bride: "He went to Jared's!!! Ex: "But every Kiss Begins with Kay...."

A blonde, brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. The redhead, growing tired of the constant ridicule directed at her from the other two, kills them. She pleads guilty to 3rd degree murder on two counts and is sentenced two life sentences in a maximum security prison in Cambodia.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Your doctor, You've been diagnosed with venereal disease.

How do you confuse a blonde? Go up to her and say, "The bookbag coffeepotted the ice cream wedding! Is it gosling for you to rectify this pane of glass and oceans? I won't be able to berry a giant squid before the cows arrive."

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