How did the chicken know where he was going? He had a map.

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Why couldn't the girl climb out of the pool? She drowned

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This is no joke. Well, I did warn you.

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a Polar bear in an Igloo.

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What was little Timmy's final words? I just want to go home.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Barak Obama, Justin Bieber, and Lindsey Lohan all jump out of a plane. all of their parachutes deploy. except Justin Bieberrs, he then dies of cancer

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A jew a muslim and a catholic walk into a doctors office. The doctor is arrested for raping a child and his office closes. The Jew and Muslim find another doctor andthe Catholic dies because he had aids

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If Oscar Meyer had a dog what kind of dog would it be? A Wiener Dog!!

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is something I love to eat, the other is a watermelon.

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I like my coffee the way I like my women.....without a penis.

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what did johnny's dad say to him after his baseball game? nothing because johnny's dad was an abusive alcoholic who beat him until the neighbors found out and called the police. the dad was arrested, tried in court then promptly thrown in jail were he was raped in the showers repeatedly by a very large and intimidating black man. he vomited suicide in his cell today by drinking drain cleaner

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Person 1: 'Ask me if I'm a tree' Person 2: 'Are you a tree?' Person 1: 'No.'

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Q: Why couldn't the man get laid? A: Women were afraid of his 7 testes and 4 penises.

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What did the brown guy say to the black person when he got fired? Nothing, did you think this was going to be racist or something?!

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What's 8 inches long and makes my girlfriend cry when I put it in her mouth? Her miscarriage

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a piece of toast.

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Why was maddison sad Becasue he was born with a fucking gay name

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What do gay cows eat? Grass.

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What's worse than 10 dead babies nailed to a tree? one dead baby nailed to ten trees

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? It was simply tired of being mocked and judged by society.

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What did the three sixteen year old boys do to the homeless man late at night? Wished him a happy birthday and gave him a meal

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Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting owl Interrupting owl- HOOOOOOOOOOOO

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Sarah Palin

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