- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blonde, brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. The redhead, growing tired of the constant ridicule directed at her from the other two, kills them. She pleads guilty to 3rd degree murder on two counts and is sentenced two life sentences in a maximum security prison in Cambodia.

What do you call a man with no arms? A: A Man with no arms.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme oo

NO! I'm putting it in my front room, you sick bastard!

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead. Q: Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was stapled to the first one. Q: Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A: Peer pressure.

why is cancer a big thing because its bad

What did the Asian get on his math assignment? 56%, he forgot about it and passed it in a day late with a number of questions uncompleted.

What is black and hanging from the tree in my back yard? A tire Swing.

What do you call a limbless woman on a beach? Sandy

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Yo mama is so fat, we are all concerned about her weight.

Why did the mathematician go to jail? Because he killed his wife.

What did the peanut say to the jelly

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems make sense. 5

why did the girl cry while watching starwars? She was being raped

knock knock Who's there Hi, im a memeber of the Church of Latter Day Saints. Id like to talk to you about our lord and savior Jesus Christ

A man walks into a bar carrying a piece of asphalt under his arm. The bartender says, "We don't serve construction workers here."

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm schizophrenic. And so am I!

What did a fireman say to his wife right after they got ran over by a stampede of bulls? nothing.... they were dead.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Cement is grey, Shoes are myriad colors, but usually white, black, or brown, depending on their use, And I love you.

What did the one eyed boy say at the movie theater? 3D was a boy choice

Why did the man with brain cancer die? He drove his Segway off a cliff.

Why did Ian pass his CRB check? Because he committed his crimes on holiday

Whats better than winning gold in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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