what did the farmer do? plant

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Three black men were walking...

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Please give money to a local Jew we have had such a bad time please ONLY people who are Jews.

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What is the difference between green and desert sage? About 20 bucks a gallon.

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How do you spot a paedophile in a playground? You don't, there are usually a lot of adults around.

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what do u do if a women serves you lunch in the living room? u tighten the chain!!!!!!

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If an orange is orange then why isn't a banana called a yellow? Because the word 'banana' comes from the Arabic word for finger as it obviously resembles a finger. The person that named the orange was equally lazy, but just not Arabic.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a tumor Doctors give it 6 weeks before I die...

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Why can't Stephen Hawking run a marathon? Because it takes years of hard training to accomplish such a remarkable feat.

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April showers bring May flowers! And what do May flowers bring? Bees. Lots and lots of bees.

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Why did the gorilla fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Why are there no casinos in Africa? Because of the exceptionally high poverty rate.

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How do I get to Carnegie Hall? The address is 881 Seventh Avenue at 57th street in New York. it's beside the Russian Tea Room and almost directly across from the IESE school of business. The Russian Tea Room has a large bright red awning out front and a large carving of three dancing bears on the face of the building, the bears are covered in gold leaf. You can't miss it.

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What does Mr. Newell have? - Diabetes. Mr. Newell has diabetes.

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A priest, a rabbi, and a monk are standing near a cliff. They say that they are of the best religion. The priest jumps off the cliff and says "God save me", he dies. The rabbi says "Allah save me", he dies. The monk says "Buddha save me" he is saved, in relief he says "Oh thank God" he dies

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A christian, a Muslim, and a Jew walked into a bar... Then the Muslim shoots the Jew and blows himself up.

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Knock knock! Who's there? IT DOESN'T MATTER, YOU'RE NOT COMING TO MY HOUSE!!!! *closes door*

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Hey i heard you where cool wait that was opposite day ;)

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Why did your ears get blasted with sound? You never turned the volume down..

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How do you break up with a guy? you kick him in the nuts.

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a robber walks into a bank. he steals everything and kills the guards

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Tyler Bishop is a waffle

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What happened after the man with no arms and legs lost his keys? He called the police.

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What's similar between a yellow bicycle and blue potatoes? They both have weight.

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