Why do rabbits have such a reputation for rampant reproduction? Sex feels extra good for rabbits.

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I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

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All the kids at school we're playing soccer on a sunny day except Jenny, because she had a headache and didn't come to school that day

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Funny names Alec Balls Isaac Balls Dick Hedd Willy lickerr Lydia Stick Gaylord Sugar Fanny Gouger

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A dinosaur is walking down the street. He is soon confronted by a human. The human says to the dinosaur, "Hey, your a dinosaur." Which the dinosaur replies with, "Yes, yes i am." The dinosaur then stands there for a few seconds wondering why he is in the same time period as the human. And as to why a dinosaur would talk.

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Why doesn't Squidward wear pants? Because he's a pervert

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I like my coffee like I like my women..... Without Hepatitis.

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Cancer.

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why did the monkey cross the road? it escaped from a local zoo a block away

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Why do girls like Justin Beiber? They dont

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Inbreeding is no laughing matter but damn is it funny.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she no arms

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How do you beat a black man in a race? You run faster then him.

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Why didn't the man stop at the stop sign? He was violently killed turning at the last intersection

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What is the different on a black guy and a bicycle ? The black guy steals the bicycle, but the bicycle dont steal the black guy. Yes, my bike got stolen ...

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What's the difference between a cult leader and a television personality? On average, 3.2 inches.

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Your mama's so fat, that it's ruined her self-esteem.

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Knock Knock Who's there? You had purchase an item online through Amazon.com, I'm the delivery guy. You had purchase an item online through Amazon.com, I'm the delivery guy, who?

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What did james say on his bitrhday? There was no birthday because he was aborted but he said ''crunch'' anyway

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Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

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KONY 2012

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whats black and white and red all over????? a zebra who got shot

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Why was Luke named Luke Skywalker? Because he walks to skies.

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Just got back from the corner store. Bought 3 corners.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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