- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A rabbi,a priest and minister didnt walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

Man 1: Not to be gay or anything, but I really like your shirt, it looks nice on you. Man 2: Not to be gay or anything, but I like men.

Whats sadder than a lost baby deer? Im too lazy too think of the rest of the joke.

What is worse than 3 lesbians in a telephone booth? 6 squirrels donkey punching your urethra.

What's the best rabbit for a black person?

stuarts mum

why cant monkeys swim? cause they dont have staberlizers.

What's two plus two? Window

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she was clumsy. Nevertheless the accident was minor and she did not injure the arms that she had.

Gas prices are so high, I've had to resort to walking and riding my bike.

Why did the little boy have gum on his shoe? Because he stepped on it

What do you call a dog with no legs? A dog with no legs

What's the best joke in the world? This one.

Why didn't the man say, "Hello, Morgan Freeman!" when his friend walked by? Because his friend wasn't Morgan Freeman.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a green man.

Why was the man choking? He was eating to fast.

What is worse then finding an apple in your worm? Not a lot.

CIA? You? Are you a CIA agent? Wow!

Can a nine iron? No, but a tucan.

Question what is blue and floats Answer everything that is blue that foes not sink

"My c.ock is bigger!" "No! My c.ock is bigger!": Two gamec.ock owners arguing over who has a bigger dick.

101 ways to annoy people 1.) lying about having a 101 ways to annoy people

Knock Knock. Who's there? An astronaut. He's all alone in the vacuum of space. No one hears him knocking.

Knock knock Who's there? The events which followed are described by police as the August 4th massacre in which a family of five were brutally murdered by two prison escapees who broke into the house in search of a place to hideout.

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