Several ways to annoy people: Grab the end of their shirt to blow your nose Try to shove a bowling ball down there throat Try to sell them a broom and vacuum Try to eat their babies paint their toe Nibble their ankles Ask if you can babysit their crystal and if they say no start whining Carry around your chicken and ask if they want a nugget

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YO MAMMA IS SO STUPID, she was recently diagnosed with severe mental retardation and will have to be cared for 24/7

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Most people like to drink beer, others do not.

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Why did the book fly to Cambodia? It was on a plane that was delivering educational material to third world countries to enhance their schools and increase their literacy.

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What's worse than AIDS? Not getting your sandwich.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a toothpick

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Susie had no arms and no legs.. what did she get for Christmas? Cancer. Amy was riding on a swing.. who was pushing her? Not Susie.

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A blind man walked into a bar and got a beer and got drunk and went on a rampage and killed YOUR MOM

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? A man with no arms and no legs

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a blond a her blond boyfriend were walking acrossed a river. she gose over the river but the ramp brecks when she's past. her boyfriend says wait until night and I'll get a flashlight and shine it acrossed get on the light beem and walk acrossed.she says no when I'm haf way acrossed you will turn the light off.

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A women's opinion.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why do you care what a chicken thinks?

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how many pancakes does it take to get fat if u answered this question your already fat

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A man walked into a bar and asked if he could use the toilet The bartender told him that it was for paying customers only The man walked up to the bartender, ordered a drink and then proceeded to go to the toilet He came back feeling refreshed, finished his drink and said his goodbyes

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why do my feet smell so bad? because i havent washed them for 5 days

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How many Haitians does it take to change a lightbulb? Typically one, unless the light bulb referenced is in an inconvenient location or is over-sized / industrial grade.

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Q: What's the difference between a stick in the road and a baby in the road? A: You swerve around the stick

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Why did the hockey cross the road? To get to KFC.

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ask if someone wants to hear a joke then say "never mind"

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A lysdexic man tries to spell rentally metarded.

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What's the difference between a tigar and a shark? One's a land mammal.

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What do you call a sandwich that has sandwich on it? A sandwich.

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Y- You O- are L- such a O- Loser

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why did the kid with no legs get eaten by wolves? he couldn't get away

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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