How do you make a blond to shoot herself? You give her a gun and than ask her to pull the trigger.

Guess what? AIDS!

Whats Black and White and Red all over ? A Zebra laying in a pool of its own blood.

What do you call a gay Chinese math teacher? A gay Chinese math teacher.

Why was the girl crying? - Someone pooped on her face.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple. finding two worms in your apple. and being an orphan.

Knock knock Who's there? The Gestapo, time to go to Auschwitz.

What's the best time to visit a dentist? Generally every six months or so.

Last Christmas I gave you my pie but the very next day you put it in your tummay. Now your dead because I poisoned the pie.

What did the dog say to the cat? "Bark."

Why did the baby die? Cuz the father had a small dick.

A-S-S-H-O-L-E!!!! Everybody A-S-S-H-O-L-E!!!!

Mario walks into a bar A yak walks into a bar An orange walks into a bar 30 men barf in a juicy yot

What is the pirate's favorite letter? Z.

What do you call an iphone in a puddle? Broken

A: What did the orphan get for christmas? Q: Nothing she doesn't have any parents

your mama so fat she has a low self esteem

An Admiral walks into Ackbar...

PSN IS UP

Why'd the girl drop her lollipop? She got hit by a bus.

What did the douche bag get for Christmas? Your girlfriend.

men, men like men= men+bed

Why did Jimmy miss a question on his test? He put D

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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