- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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everybody loves raymond

If you saw two guys named Hambone and Flippy, which one would you think liked dolphins the most? I'd say Flippy, wouldn't you? You'd be wrong, though. It's Hambone.

So, today I was walking down the street... I met a black guy.

Why did the man go bra shopping? Cause he is a single father and his teenage daughter needs a new one.

2 guys at a funeral. "did you know the girl?" asks one of the guys. "No" replies the other. "Me neither."

Why doesn't the boy get anything for Christmas? His parents died the night before!

A Pakistani news reader.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let out the chicken?!?

The kid wakes up in the middle of the night to get some water. But over hears sounds from his parents room. he looks through the keyhole. Then he comtinues walking and says. "Why does mom say i cant suck things?"

There was a man that invited his uncle, his uncle his uncle his uncle, his uncle and his uncle spidey to a party. He was really dissapointed when he realized that not only was his invitation full of typos, but that he invited Peter Parker twice and forgot to invite spiderman.

Knock knock Who's there? Brittney Spears Brittney Spears who? Knock Knock Who's there? Opps I did it again.

In Soviet Russia, this joke is an anti-joke.

Roses are red Violets are blue I don't like poems What rhymes with poem?

Q.why'd the monkey fall out of the tree A. because he was dead.

Roses are red, Bacon is red, Poems are hard, Bacon

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have cancer."

someone had sex with Justin bieber end result Justin went into labor

Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. "Where's my tractor?"

if it walks like a duck and looks like a duck your probably looking at a goose

The Big Bang Theory (the show).

speak now or forever hold your pee

And so i say to the preist ........... pass the bananas

Whats a difference between an eagle and a tree? They both can fly. Oh yeah, I Iied about the tree.

What did the chickens say to the other chicken Go away mother clucker

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