- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats white and can talk? Snow, i lied about the colour

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

What do you call a quadriplegic person in the water? One should refer to them by their name, but seeing as a quadriplegic person would be incapable of swimming if you do see a quadriplegic person in a body of water you should seek help or call emergency services.

What has eight legs and one eye? Two chairs and half a pigs face.

Roses are red Violets are blue I shit my pants do you want my poo.

What do dogs call gaseous exchange? Woof!!

How do you confuse Hellen Keller? Put her in a circular room and tell her to find the corner.

roses are red, violets are blue, apparently you are blind or else I wouldn't be telling this to you.

How do rocket scientists exchange greetings? They say "hi"

Knock Knock! Who's there? Santa isn't real.

Knock Knock Whose there? The pizza you ordered That's weird, the Pizza I ordered shouldn't be able to talk

There was a black and a mexican man in a car. Who was driving? None of them; it was the police driving.

Yo mama so old, she might die soon

Whats the difference between a fish and whale? Ones bigger than the other.

Knock knock who's there Betty Betty who?` ` my grandmother who passed away 2 years ago dont talk about her that was

There once was a man from Dundee. He got stung by an angry wasp. He put some Bactine on it. He lied down and took a rest He felt much better the next morning.

what do JFK, plato, and a dead penguin have in common? theyre all dead.

What happened to the guy who bought a nice, brand new, plasma screen t.v.? He hanged himself.

Bean.

Knock knock who's there I killed your family

A man walks into a bar... he is blind so it isn't funny

How do you know there's an elephant in your refrigerator? Look at your refrigerator.

KONY 2012

Roses are red, Violoets are blue, I accidentally shat my pants. Brb

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