- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I like your hair

What does a nun and a hat have in common? Size

"It's a blimp, it's a hot air balloon!" "No wait, it's your mom."

The other day I was talking to this guy... Nice guy

I was raped the other day... I still did more work than the bitch

A man walks into a bar. He suffered concussions later that night.

Why did Charlie eat a baked potato? Because he was hungry.

How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Fish.

Q:Baby, baby, baby, oooh A:Thats what she said.

The man says to the doctor "Sir, I have contracted a terrible headache." The doctor replies back, "Yes you do."

Cover myself in Vaseline and cry in the dark for 4, maybe 5 hours with or without a wooden splintery dildo in my arse..”

A White, Black, Hispanic, and an Asian man are stranded on a deserted island. They become best friends, proving race should not be a divisive factor in any community.

Ask this to your friend. "Yo man, I really need your help on this question. Can you tell me color comes after 9?" guaranteed "wtf"

Why did the little pig squeal? Because he was going through blades at a slaughter house.

What is the difference between a black man and a pepperoni pizza? One can actually feed a family of 4.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.. A: Knock Knock B: Who's there? A: Not Sally

There are two kinds of people: Those who have a life, and those who read anti-jokes

I did not thumb this up myself!... click Whoops! At least I am not that douche Moral Man eh? Moral: Whoops! Now if I just don't accidentally type in the answer and...

Knock knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who? Doctor dog

Q: Did you hear the joke about Helen Keller? A: Neither did she...

You know what's catchy? A cold

How do you scare a plumber? Kill his family.

A drunk man is that last one inside a very popular bar. He passed out on the counter before he ordered a drink. The bartender is angry at a sale lost, which would have been his millionth sale before closing time on the 1000th day of business. He goes home and hangs himself.

What's funnier than 24? 25

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