A bar walks into a man. No, firstly it wasn't a man and secondly the bar didn't walk in. The pedophile just slid it in and sodomized the poor boy.

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How do you get a clown off a swing? Hit him with an ax.

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Roses are red violets are blue I have altimers cheese on toast Srry bout the spelling. I couldn't REMEMBER!

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My mother has great posture. She's paralyzed from the neck down.

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How many anti-jokes does it take to change a light bulb? Since anti-jokes are not concrete objects, any change would have to occur metaphorically or abstractly. The number of anti-jokes required would then be irrelevant.

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bologna

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an indian woman works at seven eleven. this is because her son has one leg and she needs to pay pay for all the medical needs.

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What's faster a hungry black guy or a car? A car

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An Englishman an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. The barman notices this rather humorous cliche and proceeds to point it out, laughs are shared by all.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog

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What did mr smith say when a student asked for math help? ok

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Knock Knock Who's there? The FBI. We need to check your house for dead bodies.

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an orange and an apple are both in a fruit bowl, the apple says nothing as its an apple and apple's cant speak its just an apple

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What did the fat girl use on Wii Fit? Cheat Codes.

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What did God say when he saw the first black man? What a wonderful creation I have made.

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Why did the blind man die? He had eye surgery and the doctor told him when he first opened his eyes there would be a very bright light, turns out he also had alzheimers and wandered onto the train tracks

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was already in the oven.

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A man walks into a bar, and is brutally slaughtered by eight drunk customers.

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Roses are red, I'm tired... I think I'll lie down now

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Why did Timmy pass his chemistry exam? Because he studied.

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woman..parallel parking

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Q: Why didn't the little boy get his bike for christmas? A: He died from cancer

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-_- i like trains ... -_-

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A man was driving and texting at the same time and when he was not looking a car passed him on the other side of the road. The man driving the car that passed the man was talking on the phone. When the man txting looked up and look back and said thank god thats not me talking i could of crashed if i was him

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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