Q: Why couldn't the skeleton go to the party A: He had a boner

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Why were trash man's hands dirty? He got shot in the leg and desperately tried to get the bullet out with his hands and got blood all over them and ass he was running to the hospital he tripped into shit.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a schizophrenic And so am I

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Why was the man white? Because he wasn't black.

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what's a self-driving car 10 years from now? probably just "a car".

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A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

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A man is on an operating table. His heart stops beating and he suddenly finds himself at the Gates of Heaven. St. Peter approaches him. "Welcome, my son," St. Peter says. "I will ask you one question, and that will determine whether you can enter Heaven. Did you ever commit a sin and never sought forgiveness?" "No," the man replies, "I always made sure to apologize." St. Peter smiles. "Congratulations, my son. You may enter Heaven!" The man is ecstatic as the pearly gates open up for him. He enters Heaven and is astounded by its magnificent beauty. The man then loses all brain function and dies on the operating table.

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My friend harris is fat.

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Rose are Red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers The middle one is for you.

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What did the hobo get for Christmas? hypothermia.

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What's black and blue and afraid of sex The twelve year Old boy in my trunk

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A black man walks into a... nevermind, this joke is dumb.

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You're a frog

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What's the difference between Wolfjob and a Jew? Wolfjob is attractive.

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Whats red and dirty? Her period

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knock knock Who's there? The Police! Your under arrest.

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Q. How do you get a black man out of a tree? A. You get a ladder and help him down

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That awkward moment when you wonder why this person keeps stepping on you, and you realize that you’re a shoe.

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how does cody get laid? he doesnt.

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Why did the black guy buy a jug of grape soda Because he was thirsty

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a dog, Meow.

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You are a special guy, and I mean that in a really sweet way, but a retard no. Synapses, tell me more please.

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everybody loves raymond

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2 guys at a funeral. "did you know the girl?" asks one of the guys. "No" replies the other. "Me neither."

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Anti Joke

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