- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the child with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Why did the 100 year old man die? He was really old and his heart stopped beating after his BLT.

Q:Why didnt the stoner go to college? A:Because he died of lung cancer.

Starting a Genocide #YOLO

Lil' Johnny was happily swinging on the swings when all of a sudden...... ==]::::> ==]::::> ==]::::> ==]::::> ==]::::> ==]::::> FLYING DAGGERS!!!

why did the kid drop his sandwich? his hand was cut off

Why is Obama the Antichrist? Salad.

Why did the baby die? Because he got shot in the head repeatedly.

Q: why did everyone on the ship drown? A: Because the ship sunk

Hey I just met you you are a sneaker smell my gym socks and then pick oot throughyour nose

Why did the little girl fall off her bike? Because she didn't have any arms

knoc knock! who's there? poo on! poo on who? you!

girls basketball

I like my women how I like my coffee; without a penis.

A man walked into the woods with alzheimers......pancakes

What is just as real as a unicorn? World peace

What was unprecedented about Roosevelt running for president in 1940? He had polio, he couldn't run!

A women walks into a bar which is means she is pretty rich to be able to have a bar in her kitchen

What's faster a hungry black guy or a car? A car

an indian woman works at seven eleven. this is because her son has one leg and she needs to pay pay for all the medical needs.

Roses are red violets are blue I have altimers cheese on toast Srry bout the spelling. I couldn't REMEMBER!

How many anti-jokes does it take to change a light bulb? Since anti-jokes are not concrete objects, any change would have to occur metaphorically or abstractly. The number of anti-jokes required would then be irrelevant.

An Englishman an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. The barman notices this rather humorous cliche and proceeds to point it out, laughs are shared by all.

My mother has great posture. She's paralyzed from the neck down.

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