- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust What worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings

why was the boy sad? because his penis was stapled to a coffee table

Why shouldn't you worry about having a baby? Because with all these jokes, babies aren't even going to be around anymore. "What's funnier than a dead baby?" "A dead baby in a clown costume"

why was the boy crying he had cancer

Yo momma is so ugly, that she has no mirrors in her home to avoid the feeling of disgust and sadness she gets whenever she sees her reflexion

Does an Anti-Joke need to have an ironic punch line? ...

Want to hear a funny joke? Me too.

What do you call a baby that fell in lava Dead

yo Mama so stupid that she took a piece of paper and taped it on the t.v and called it paperview.

What did one cannibal say to the other while they were eating a clown? Well, I couldn't understand them... It's hard to pronounce anything clearly when your mouth is full, which is why you don't eat and speak simultaneously.

How do you confuse a blonde? put her in a circular room and tell her to stand in the corner

I came to the bar at 7:00. What time did I leave at? There was no clock at the bar I went to, therefore i cannot determine when I left or when I cmae, so my above opinion is clearly incorrect.

What did the hispanic guy say after he took a bite out of a McDonald's hot n' spicy chicken sandwhich. I'm lovin' it.

Two men walk into a bar, the third one ducks.

Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet and so are you, but the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl empty and so is your head.

Two black men walk into a Ku Klux Klan meeting. they are immediately lynched by the mob who hates them

Q: how do you get a live elephant into a refrigerator? A: you buy an industrial sized refrigerator and then walk the elephant slowly but surely through the door.

When do you call 911? When you need help with do something that you either can't do alone or can't control

A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya?" the man replies: "shut up gaylord"

Why did George Bush blow up the Twin Towers on 9/11? 9/12 was his girlfriends birthday.

What's 21 and pregnant? Ariana Grande

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he has has no arms.

What do you call a larger individual having intense sex with a smaller individual? Rape.

roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers and the middle one is for u

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