- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the kid fall off the swing? someone threw a fridge at him

Where did Officer Blackman find the missing child? A shallow grave.

Have you seen the clown hiding from gay people at walmart?

A blind man, a black man and a rabbi walk into a bar. The blind man trips violently.

3 Chinese brothers (chu, bu, and fu) come to America and want to change there names. Chu becomes Chuck, Bu becomes Buck, and Fu becomes Tom because obscenities do not make acceptable names.

What do you call a group that has a microphone, a bass, two guitars and a drum kit? A Band

Chuck Norris walks into a bar. somebody recognizes him and immidiately asks for his autograph

Whats the difference between a sack of babies and a sandwich? A Sand which floats when you put it into a large body of water.

Why did the kid fail? He procrastinated.

What is the best way to run a race? Start out fast, run fast in the middle, and finish fast.

Whats black and white and red all over. A penguin in a blender.

What happens when you give someone a free chocolate bar? ThEeyroast it and vapourise it intheir hands....no they eat it

Q: What do you get if you combine a melody, instrumentation, rhythm, and vocals? A: Um, music, you idiot.

Q: whats better than having sex? A: nothing

What does it take to make the best anti-joke ever? words

What did the ginger say to the blond? Hello, what is your name?

What's better than having sex ? Having sex and being rich.

How many Frenchmen does it take to surrender? Probably just one.

Whats Black and White and Red all over ? A Zebra laying in a pool of its own blood.

Why did the boy loose his hat Because he got hit by a plane

What's the difference between a Watermelon and a baby? One is fun to smash with a sledgehammer, the other is a watermelon.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You were adopted and I couldn't think of a good way to tell you...

How do you stop a bus? Press the brakes

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