Have you seen the Hobbit? Yes they're taking him to Isengard

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I love Japan. It's the bomb.

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a preist sees a rabbi on the street while taking a walk. he says hi and proceeds to have a nice conversation as they are good friends despite their religous differences

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A bear walks into a bar, and says "I would like a pint of..........beer." The bar tender asked "why the long pause?" The bear replies "I think I just had a stroke."

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What's funny about water, food, and shelter? Nothing, those are essential necessities to live your life, unless you have chains attached to your ankles with bricks on the other end and you're thrown in the middle of the ocean with no chance what so ever

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This one time at band camp music was played.

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Mama Bear and Papa Bear were in court getting a divorce and the judge offered Baby Bear a choice of which parent to live with. "Do you want to live with your mother?" the judge asks. "No! She beats me." answers the baby bear. "OK, then you can live with your father." says the judge. "No! He beats me too!" cries baby bear. So Baby Bear was placed in a foster home.

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A seal walks into a club...and is taken in custody by animal control due to the club having a no animal policy.

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Why did the farmer's wife leave the farm? Because she was a lesbian.

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You're so stupid, you had to take part in special classes in school, and despite this specific attention to your educational development, you've made no major progress.

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How do you get a clown off a swing? Hit him with an ax.

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And so the Lord said unto John "Come forth and receive eternal life," but John came fifth, and won a toaster instead.

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whats better then a pile of dead babies? 2 piles of dead babies

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Why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practice.

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If Miley Cyrus has the ability to come in like a wrecking ball, how come she can't twerk?

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what do you get when you mix a llama with a ostrich? i dont know

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My grandpa died in the Holocaust He fell from the guard tower

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Why are black people so good at basketball? they can SHOOT, STEAL and RUN.

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Morning wood.

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Student: This guy is bothering me! Teacher: And you expect me to do something about it?

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Two giraffes walk into a bar, hit their heads, cracktheir skulls and die.

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Why did the boy in a wheelchair cry? His mum just got shot in front of his eyes.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

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Did you hear about the guy who lost his whole left side??? Yeah he's all right now!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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