Yo momma is so fat, when she wears a bathing suit, people are like, wow, that woman is fat.

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What happens if you play CS:GO? Well you loose alot of fucking money.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your son has been in a car accident and has died.

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What did the guy say to the mushroom? You're a fungi

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What's worse than losing a basketball game by 1 point? Dying of lukemia.

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A Polish man is walking down the street carrying a brown paper bag. He runs into one of his buddies, who asks, "Hey! What's in the bag?" The man tells his friend that he has some fish in the bag. His friend says, "Well, I'll make you a bet. If I can guess how many fish you have in the bag, you'll have to give me one." The man replies, "I'm sorry, my friend, but gambling is against my morals, especially when my family's only nutrition for the week is on the line."

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Why did susie fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms... Why didn't she get up? She didn't have any legs... Why didn't anyone help her? She didn't have any friends. Then she died

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Why was the woman riding a camel? Because woman aren't allowed to drive in her country therefore she rides a camel as a way to commute. The camel's name is Gregory.

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ok everybody to make this more simple we all have to line up alphabetically by height.

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What did the turtle say to the hare? Nothing. Animals can't speak.

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If a prisoner got one visitor who would he ask to see An Eskimo

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what is meaningless and not fun at all? that joke

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Guy A turns to Guy B and says, 'Hey, can I use your cellphone to call my mom?" Guy B nods and says, "Yeah, sure, just press redial." Guy B had been planning an surprise party for Guy A and had called Guy A's mother for ideas.

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Knock knock I don't play games, go away! Knock knock How did you get in my house? Knock knock Stay back I have a weapon! Knock knock What are you!!! Knock knock Oh god, someone please help! Knock knock What do you want, I can give you money. Knock knock Just don't hurt my family, please. Knock knock!!! WHO'S THERE!!! I am.

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why did the boy have no friends? cause he was smelly

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A man walks into a bar, has a drink, pays the bartender, and leaves.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? That would depend on the individual situation at hand and to assume you could accurately estimate that is ridiculous.

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Why did the blind boy cross the road? Why? The world may never know. He was hit by a bus

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A black person walks out of KFC

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You know what's bad? Running over a baby with a truck. You know what's worse? Skidding on it.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog

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eden stop

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What's the difference between a melon and a baby? You have to cut open the melon before you can eat it

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Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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