your mama so fat she has a low self esteem

What happens if you roll a nickel down a street in Mexico? It eventually stops and lands on its side.

a black man and his girlfriend are in a car, who is driving? the cop

PSN IS UP

An Admiral walks into Ackbar...

Where did Susie go during the explosion? On her knees to catch it.

Why did the baby die? Cuz the father had a small dick.

A blond and his wife were in the hospital expecting their first child together. The wife gives birth to twins and the husband turns to her and says, "I can't believe we had twins. I'm so happy!"

Mario walks into a bar A yak walks into a bar An orange walks into a bar 30 men barf in a juicy yot

what do Jewish people and pizzas have in common? they enjoy parties

The joke below is absolute shit.

Why'd the girl drop her lollipop? She got hit by a bus.

men, men like men= men+bed

What did the douche bag get for Christmas? Your girlfriend.

Whats better then winning a gold medal at the special olympics????? NOT BEING RETARDED!!!!!!!

Why did Jimmy miss a question on his test? He put D

Why didn't Timmy have a girlfriend ??? Because he's a Fruit bowl !

What did the dog say to the cat? "Bark."

Last Christmas I gave you my pie but the very next day you put it in your tummay. Now your dead because I poisoned the pie.

what worse the 2 dead kids in a van 3 dead kids in a van

Why was the mom crying? Her son was found in the oven.

What did the onion say to the the the other other onion Ima cut you fool and make yall cry

That day where Captain America becomes too weak and frail to hold his own shield.

Q: What kind of bees make milk? A: None. Bees make honey, not milk.

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