- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how makes licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? depends on how determined you are to find out

What's green and has four wheels? A dolphin. I lied about it having four wheels. I lied about it being green. I lied about the whole thing.

How do you make a anti-joke on this website? Type it out, click I have read and agree to the Terms of Service, then press submit.

An alcoholic walks into a bar, but then realises he's ruining his family so he calls the rehab

roses are red violets are blue i use refrigerators to keep my food cool

What do you catch a baby with? A pitchfork

What smells bad and is black, A very dirty dead decomposing body.

Knock-knock. Who's there? Steve. Steve who? I just said it was Steve

what did sandy say to mr krabs nothing squirles are not smart enough to make a air tank and go under water

Why did the bartender kick out the three jews at midnight? Because the bar closes at 11.

Roses are red Violets are red The grass is red OH MY GOD, THERE'S BLOOD EVERYWHERE!!!

"knock knock" "Come in"

I'm 4 and what is this?

Why are lizards broke? Because they run around the desert with no money...

How do you get rid of black elephants? Arrest it for being black.

What did the white teen say to the black man? Sup nigga. What then followed? A savage beating at which the teen did not survive.

Hey could I ask you a question? Yes Thanks

What happens when you shoot Chuck Norris? You go to jail.

your mom

LOVING BIRD DIEING BIRD DO NOT FLY AWAY

where did Lucy go when the bomb dropped? everywhere.

What did the hispanic man say to the black man? I don't know, if I was listening to their conversation, the would be creepy.

knock knock whose there? my penis.

A guy walked into a store and bought a candy bar. Why? Because he wanted some chocolate.

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