God has put a gate keeper at a gate in heaven to listen to how everyone has died. The first guy comes and says, "I thought my wife was cheating on me so when i came home I see this man hanging off my balcony, I thought he was the man cheating with my wife, so I then push him off, but he was still alive, so I threw a refrigerator onto him, that killed him, but I felt so guilty I soon commited suicide" The gates man said, "Wow thats terrible come in." Then the next guy come and he says how he died, "Well you see I was just oiling myself up for my workout, but I slipped, and fell off my 5th story balcony, and landed in some guys 3rd floor balcony I was hanging off the ledge, and a guy came I thought he was going to help me, but instead he pushed me of and threw a refrigerator on me." The guard let him in, and a third guy came. The Guard said,"Man its going to be hard to beat those guys their just sad. Ok how did you die?" The third man said, "Picture this I'm trapped in a refrigerator...

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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why was the boy sad? because his penis was stapled to a coffee table

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So a jelly bean walks into a bar. The bartender asks him "whatchuu doin here jelly bean" the jelly bean doesn't respond and sits there awkwardly because he neither speaks English nor has the brain capacity to move or breathe. The bartender closes the store and comes back the next day to find the bean in the same awkward position.

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Why did Sally fall of the swing? She had no arms! Knock knock! Who's there? Not Sally becase she fell off the swing.

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Wanna hear a joke? What? Life.

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What did one dinosaure say to the other? Nothin, they are all dead. XD

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Why did the black man go to KFC? Ever since the economic downfall Kentucky Fried Chicken is the only remaining food dispensary in a 5 miles radius.......and hes black

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Why did the boy not wake up on time for school? He was fucking dead.

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What's the difference between victims of Brady and Hindley and a pile of dead babies? Some were born dead and the others were raped then killed.

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roses are red carnations are white dont go to bed or ill f**k your friend dwite

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Are you one of those gay rapists that flame around telling people no all the time?

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Why was the boy named Bethel? He had horrible parents that wanted him to live a life of social poverty.

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What's black, white, and red all over? The flag of the Arapaho Nation.

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Roses are yellow, violets are grey, I'm colorblind

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Roses are Red Violets are Gay This poem makes no sense Octopus

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you: knock knock person: who's there you: interrupting cow person: interrupting cow you:MOOOOOOOOO

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Knock Knock Who's there? My fist

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"what happened to the man that was walking along the cliff" he was found the next day dead with a seagull on his head.

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Why did Charlie eat a baked potato? Because he was hungry.

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I did not thumb this up myself!... *click* Whoops! At least I am not that douche Moral Man eh? Moral: Whoops! Now if I just don't accidentally type in the answer and...

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Anti Joke

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