Doctor Doctor i've got wind can you give me something? Thats not wind the doctor replies thats a rare form of stomach cancer.

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What's the difference between men and coca-cola? I don't like coca-cola

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ok guys finish this joke: Im the biggest fag-got because_____________.

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Why did the man have an extremely large nose? It just so happens that both his father and mother had large noses as well and nature took it's course.

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Why can't Helen Keller have sex? She is dead

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violets are red my name is bob this poem makes no sense microwave

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What's the square root of 6739472? Who gives a f***?

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A man walks into a bar... The steal bar hurt his face and had to get stitches.

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Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? I don't have a last name.

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Husband: Take the f out of way. Wife: There's no f in way! Husband: You just swore

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How do you get a dog and a baby mixed up? You stir your chili.

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what did the african say after he got beat by the cops? wow i really shouldn't have sliced that mans head off.

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two elderly men were sitting in the sun discussing their lives. The first man says "my life was horrible as I had to walk to work uphill in the snow with no boots on a daily basis" The second man looks at the first and replies "you know why my life was horrible?.. I was born a jewish man in Germany during the second world war and was injustly judged and harrassed nearly to death on a daily basis"

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How many lemurs does it take to paint a wall It depends on how hard you throw them Why did Jane fall off the swing She has no arms Why did Jack drop his ice cream cone He got hit by a bus Did you know that if you pretend to eat salt you can actualy taste it Do this in public. Why was 6 afraid of 7 Numbers can't think This is the original anti joke A man walked into a bar he is an alcoholic and is distroying his family. Fin a penny pick it up and all the day you will have good luck Until you get hit with a car door. A man is SCUBA diving when he is almost out of air so he takes one breath an holds it to the surface The trip is so long that his lungs explode do to a change in pressure so he died.

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When is a door not a door? Never, a door is an inanimate object and is thus incapable of transforming.

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Q: What's brown and rhymes with snoop? A: Dr. Dre

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What was Steve Jobs' favorite fruit? Grapes.

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Whats Black and White and Red all over ? A Zebra laying in a pool of its own blood.

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why did the boy trip off a cliff? because he was clumsy.

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What is a mean thing to say to Stephen Hawking? Please take a seat.

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When life gives you lemons, squeeze them in someone's eyes.

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Q: What's pink and fuzzy? A: Pink Fuzz...

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What did the douche bag get for Christmas? Your girlfriend.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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