Q Why did the feminist cross the road? A To suck my dick

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What do you call a black man? Black

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Why did the man with every known fatal disease die? Old age.

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No just stuff on the internet when I get bored, like on facebook and stuff, why a nurse? Whats wrong? Is he ill?

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Whats faster than a black man running away from the cops? The speed of light.

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What did little Timmy get his grandmother for Christmas? A coffin

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What did the devout Catholic man say to his gay neighbours who just got married? "Congratulations!"

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Knock Knock (No response) Knock knock (No response)

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Why was the black man smoking marijuana with his friends? He was at a glaucoma support group meeting.

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I may have alzheimer's but at least I don't have alzheimer's.

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What did the man say when he saw an orange? That's not a banana.

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what's the difference between rice and an asian? one is a food.

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Wanna hear a bathroom joke? YOU TRYIN' TO KILL US?!?

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Martin Skrtel walks into a bar The bar breaks, Martin then pays for any damages caused

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Whats the difference between a dead baby and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my garage.

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Whats the difference between cake and dead babies? Cakes make people happy while dead babies are a sad and disturbing sight to see.

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get in the car.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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What do you call a dead baby who died by getting ran over by a car? Jimmy

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how many babies dose it take to paint a fence it depends on how hard you throw them

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A seal walks into a club, It proceeds to maul customers and then makes its way back to the ocean where it lives.

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whats worse then being lit on fire? dont worry about that right now your ass is on fire!

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The Holocaust

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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