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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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one day there was an ugly barnicle. he was SSSOOO ugly that everyone died the end -patrick

Do you work at subway? Because I often enjoy eating there and i think the food is pretty good. I do not however eat there everyday because i might get overweight and get a eating disorder.

why did dominic buy a new speaker on holiday because his parents died and his was at home

When do you call 911? When you need help with do something that you either can't do alone or can't control

What do you call a larger individual having intense sex with a smaller individual? Rape.

Why can't we see the wind? Because no one likes you...

How do you get a black man down from a tree? If the man cannot climb down himself, perhaps call the fire department.

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They had several drinks, conversed animatedly, and heartily enjoyed themselves.

What is black, white and red all over? A black man has been shot and a white paramedic is standing over him trying to save his life.

Guy 1: When your Justin Beiber af. Guy 2: What Guy 1: Do you mean

What's funnier A Ginger or a fat kid A fat ass ginger

Chantelle, I loved you, but you cheated with Johnathan from Church...

Q: What do you call a black man in space? A: An astronaut. -Ap

Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance? Because it is the decaying remains of a corpse and therefore lacks brain and muscle tissue depriving it of the ability of though and movement both of which are key skills in the art of dancing.

Roses are gray Violets are gray Pansies are gray Daffodils are gray I am a dog :)

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? The chicken had no legs and was therefore incapable of committing to such a challenge.

A cat walks by a chineese buffet, the owner kindly puts food and water outside the door so it doesnt die

What's faster than a black man with a TV? olympic sprinters, cyclists, street legal cars, speed boats, helicopters, commercial airliners, bullets, fighters jets, missiles, SR-71, space shuttles, rocket ships, anything in orbit, excited electrons, and quite a lot more, actually.

What's hotter than a hot girl? The sun.

Q:How meny jews can u fit in a mini? A:5 in the seats and 1 million in the ashtray.

Mary had a big white van, a big white van, a big white van, Mary had a big white van, where did my friend go? (sing the song)

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because Osama Bin Laden is dead.

yo mamas so fat she probably has to wear a gerdle when she leaves the house.

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