What's funnier A Ginger or a fat kid A fat ass ginger

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A cat walks by a chineese buffet, the owner kindly puts food and water outside the door so it doesnt die

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What did the man with no teeth say? I need some teeth.

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What's big and red and if it falls out of a tree and can kill you - a fire truck

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How do you get a one handed man out of a tree Wave

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Roses are Red Violets are Purple Not blue

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Where do you find a baby with no arms or legs? Where you left it.

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Why was the chipmunk watching TV? Because a new Family Guy was on.

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Why did the man say ow? He got his dick caught in his zipper.

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Waiter, waiter! There's a fly in my soup! Apologies for the inconvenience sir, I shall bring you a new bowl as soon as possible.

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what happen to the popo who got arrested? he told himself that he had the right to remain silent

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Do you work at subway? Because I often enjoy eating there and i think the food is pretty good. I do not however eat there everyday because i might get overweight and get a eating disorder.

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4/20 is a holiday just like Christmas.. I lied you just get baked

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Axel? Its Eliza, is that you? You alive again? I don't want to be no successor of anything, but thanks I guess. Neo-Nero has not shown up since you returned, I think he isn't very proud of himself and wont be a problem here on forward. He did push me aside, but now that you are alive, I wont even consider the thought of you "dying again" and unless you are dying or seriously ill, I don't want to hear anything about it. Seriously, how bad are you doing? Physically I mean? I am relieved, I mean we all thought you where dead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His sons funeral was on the other side.

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What did the DJ play at the disco? What's that coming over the hill Is it a monster? Is it a monster? What's that coming over the hill Is it a monster? Is it a monster? What's that coming over the hill Is it a monster? Is it a monster? What's that coming over the hill? Confused, mind bruised, it seeps out It seeps out, it seeps out Face down, home town looks so grey Looks so grey, looks so grey Convexed you bend, twist and shout Twist and shout, twist and shout Stand up brush off get moving Get moving, get moving What's that coming over the hill Is it a monster? Is it a monster? (x4) Face down, home town, face down, home town Face down, home town, it looks so grey (x4) What's that coming over the hill Is it a monster? Is it a monster? (x4) More lyrics: http://www.lyricsmania.com/monster_lyrics_automatic_the.html All about Automatic The: http://www.musictory.com/music/Automatic+The

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You wanna know something that's totally out of this world? The moon.

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Why did the kid die last night? because his mum stabbed him multiple times in the chest.

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There's a elf ,a peice of paper, and a pencil. What happens next? The elf writes on the paper.

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Why did my mom smell bad. Because she is a corpse and has been dead for some days now

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I was watching this one episode of mighty morphin' power rangers ......and i realized i got trapped in the 90's.... THANK YOU BOOTLEG TIME MACHINE FROM .....EBAY......it's always ebay.....

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Why did the Black guy work at KFC? To provide money for his struggling family.

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What did the penis say to the other penis? What? Penis motherbucker

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What's black, hairy, and full of hate? Hitler's moustache.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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