What do you call a guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

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Q. What do you call cheese that's not yours? A. Stolen, you're under arrest.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Armando masturbated

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What's the difference between a truckload of bowling balls and a truckload of dead babies? You can't unload a truckload of bowling balls with a pitchfork.

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What's half of 8? o

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A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. Why? A. To get to the other side. A. Knock, Knock. B. Who's there? A. The chicken.

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Brown Bear, Brown Bear what do you see? I see some poachers looking at that tiger over there.

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Q:what has four legs, is green and fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you? A:a pool table

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How many dead body can you hide in a hole? 100. Forget the fat guy

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A white straight man, a black gay man, and an Asian bisexual woman walk into a bar. They are enjoying their drinks until one overly intoxicated man makes a remark towards the group in reference to their diversity in race, sexual orientation, and sex. The bar crowd is enthused with the drunk man's genius in not only constructing a joke to cover all three categorical descriptions of the group, but in guessing each member's sexuality based on their respective appearances.

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Q: what do you call a black priest A: Coley s**t

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yo mama is fat shes fat

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Why was the boy sad? Because he looked behind him and saw a pedophile penis in his ass.

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Q:What is yellow and has wheels A: A banana I was joking about the wheels

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What's worse than getting shot? Getting shot twice.

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why is six afraid of seven? because seven is a jew!

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What do you call an asian man driving a plane? Well you can't drive planes

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People with cancer.

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What's worse than finding a bug in your soup? The Holocaust

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Mum: Black or white iPod? Her Son: Black Please, it'll run faster.

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Knock Knock Nobody answered because the people in the house were away.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Meals on wheels - eat up!

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Why do black people enjoy watermelon? Because it tastes good.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? An even better question is why are the chicken morals being questioned every time it feels like doing something.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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