- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There was a hundred dollar note lying flat on the ground. The homeless guy didn't pick it up and walked on because he didn't see it.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have altzhiemers Cheese on toast.

Q:what word starts with "p" and ends with "orn"? A: popcorn

Why didn't the Priest have a TV ? A black man stole it

What is red and green and goes 50mph? A frog in a blender

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What did the boy get at the bowling alley for his birthday? a corpse. *from Bones

What should'nt you say to a rape victim. Rape.

why did the black man attend the AA meeting? his wife told him the only way she would stay with him is if he would attend these meetings, he was an alcoholic and is dying of liver failure.

I like my women like I like my coffee Without a penis

Why did the clown drink all the sweet wine? Because he was an alcoholic.

What do a grape and an airplane have in common? They both have wings! except not the grape.

Why did the bud driver drop his ice cream? Because he hit a boy.

Who's a pedophile and not afraid to show it? The clown from McDonald

Whats white and can't climb a tree? A refrigerator

Why did the giant try to eat the magical rainbow? A: Because the apocalypse is predicted for the Wednesday after santa gets shot by the evil jolly ice cream man which in secret is cheating on his wife who in turn eats every human baby ever known to man. duhhhhh

Okay, an ambulance is arriving for me (cops called it whatever I am fine) If you are still reading this then get the fuck out before I fire you no more messages.

Why wasn't the girl raped? Cause she wasn't attractive.

why did the bear fall out of the tree? the bear got shot

Your momma's so fat that she can't pass through some turnstiles and needs go through some other way with people staring and feel sad about it.

A man walks into a bar, and says "ow."

why didn't the bully beat up the nerds? His mom got arrested for molestation and his dad got sent to Afganistan so he was too depressed to beat them up.

three retards, a Jew, 4 Mexicans, and an Eskimo go to the grocery store. Windex is on sale. The Jew bought artichokes.

What's green and bounces? An envious kangaroo.

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