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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two black men walk into a Ku Klux Klan meeting. they are immediately lynched by the mob who hates them

What's the difference between a prostitute and your mom? Your mom is a well educated lawyer who earns half a million dollar a year while the prostitute sells her own body for an extremely small amount of money.

What's the difference between your mother and a prostitute? Nothing.

Why did the boy eat his homework? Because he was hungry. The teacher would stupid to say it was a piece of cake

Q. What did the man say when he beat his video game? A. "I beat my video game." Q. What did the man say after his favorite sports team missed the playoffs? A. "My favorite sports team missed the playoffs." Q. What did the man say when a murderer was in his house? A. Nothing. He was dead.

A: what does hellen keller say to her mom? B: nothing. she cant speak due to her lack of hearing and visualizing

Why did the chicken cross the road the chicken is blind and deaf and happened to wander into the street and got hit by a car and was instantly killed

What would you call Kenny Dalgleish if he was black? Depends on the situation. In a formal environment you would call him Mr Dalgleish, in an informal one it would be acceptable to call him Kenny, Kenneth or just Ken.

I like it in the butt. - Tyler James Nehring. Call me if you want to give me the d. 863-670-1547

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How do you make a anti-joke on this website? Type it out, click I have read and agree to the Terms of Service, then press submit.

what do you get when you see jonny cry-a monkey lol

What kind of words did the terrorist say on his date? His last ones.

Knock Knock -Who's there I eat mipe -I eat mipewho hahahah -Oh I'm gonna beat your ass

Whys the Elephant afraid of the mouse? i dont know im not an Zoologist

A blonde walks into a bar ouch

Knock knock! Who's there? Alzheimer's. Alzheimer's who? Knock knock!

knock knock "who's there?" "boo" "boo who?" dont worry its only a joke dont cry.

Whats the differance between a blond and a rock? I don't know. I can't think of any.

Q. How do you kill a dumb blonde? A. Shoot her.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the middle of a lake? Bob

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