Brad Fuller!

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Whats green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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What do you call a man floating in a pool with his arms chopped off? A murder victim.

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Why did the Police Officer pull over the black man? The black man was not following the rules of the road and accepted the ticket with great remorse. The Officer then proceed to pull over a white man for this very same offence.

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There once was a man who had a penis that was so big, his girlfriend liked it a lot. A year later they got married and had kids, but then the man lost his accounting job and things went downhill.

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Roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme but this one doesn't

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why did hellen keller kiss a girl? another blind date

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whats the difference between a male porsche driver and a porcupine? with porcupines,the pricks are on the outside.

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What did Helen Keller say to Michael Jordon before she died? Nothing...

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an orange and an apple are both in a fruit bowl, the apple says nothing as its an apple and apple's cant speak its just an apple

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The indistinguishable bug corrupts a bond arrow.

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I like my coffee like I like my women..... Without Hepatitis.

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What did the FBI agent say to the CIA agent. We're both agents

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how do you kill Lady Gaga? with a gun.

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How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? A: Pick him up and suck on his wang!

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Q: What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs, living in the mountains? A: Cliff Q: What do you call a girl with no arms and no legs, living on the beach? A: Sandy Q: What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs hanging on a wall? A: A victim of a serious crime, where murder was committed and the killer has a sick and twisted mind because he first cut off the man's arms and legs then nailed him to the wall with wooden pegs. Puppies.

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You all have Aids

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Yo mamma's so fat, that she weighs alot.

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Grab your Taco, you've pulled a dyslexic Mexican

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"What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby" "One's fun to hit with a bat and the other One's a watermelon.

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Knock Knock Come in Come in who? Come in...wait what?

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What do you call a baby girl that has grown up? A women

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Q. What do you call a guy who only drinks lite beer. A. His name.

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A duck, a rabbi, a homosexual, and the president walk into a bar. As a result, bruises appeared on their foreheads.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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