Q: What is the differenc between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babys? A: I dont have a lamborghini my garage.

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frogs are green and grass is greener i just blew up ur mom and ur the cleaner now get to work SLAVE

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Depends how you look at it, I like some girl, she and that girl gets along, I get along with the two girls, and yeah, I make them fight to the death as I consume the weakest one and make the new one my wife of darkness! Well, actually, threesomes, but NEVAH, NEVAR!! *shakes fist towards the skies* with another man! Now if my waifu wants to have some fun with a girl, I say why not (and then she asks if I want to join always so far), its genetics, you know, each caveman had like 600 wivus and he did not have time to bang them all, now let those genes go trough MAN for a couple of millenia, and he becomes the KING OF DEMONS... ME! Those other scumbags are a whole other story. Oh, and the 600 wivus did either go without sexytime, or you know... I mean you do KNOW that women are like comfortable naked together and yeah...

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*knock knock* Who's there? ...Who's there?... *opens door to find a dead baby on the front door step*

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What happens when you cross a starfish with a dog? Dogs and chickens are from a different phylum, they are genetically incompatible.

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A doctor walks into a bar, he stumbles backwards as he is taking his coat off, and the barman chuckles.

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What's black and sits in the back of a police car? The seat.

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What's bue and sticky? -A blue stick.

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Whats better than winning gold in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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Is this the Krusty Krab? No, this is an overused joke on a kid's cartoon. Thank me later.

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Q: What's big, yellow and can't swim? A: A school bus full of children.

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What's the difference between celery and a truck?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Worlds first anti joke.

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What was the difference between an Irishmen and a apple? Alot.

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How many pancakes do you need to reach a 2.5m roof? Purple, because aliens don't fly

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Wigan.

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What did the man say after being hit by a bus? Nothing he is now dead.

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I really did not understand the chapter. Is there anyway I can meet with you at a later time to discuss what I did wrong?

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A Priest, a Rabbi and an Imam were having dinner together at a local restaurant. Which caused a group of Republicans sitting nearby to ask for another table.

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What do you do if you see a black man in your backyard with a bullet wound in his head? Take him to the hospital.

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doctor,doctor my eyesight is getting worse, you are certainly right, this is the post office

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Did you hear about the gay midget? He came out of the cupboard.

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Q: On a scale of 1 to 10, what is your favorite color of the alphabet? A: Apple

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