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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the very inquisitive poor black guy say to the very rich white man at the train station? Nothing, they didn't know each other. And they both had their iPods in. And they were at different train stations. And they were in different countries. And the black guy died 20 years ago.

What's the best thing about The Pixies? Their music.

a man walked in to a bar and said 'outch'

What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

What did the mute man say to the president? Nothing, he is mute

What is worse than the holocaust? World War III.

I STUCK MY TESTICLE IN A BLENDER!!!

What god did Bill believe in? No god, Bill is an athiest

so a man goes to jurrasic park and sees two dinosaurs fighting. he shits himself.

Q: Whats the difference between a baby and a tire swing? A: I don't have a tire swing hanging in my backyard.

Why was Andy's resume declined? Because he was molested as a child.

Q: how do u wake lady gaga up? A: you poke-poke poke her face.

Q: There was a cinnamon bun and a cow out flying, one of them fell.. who? A: The cinnamon bun because cinnamon bun's can't fly.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

What did pinocchio want to become? Hepatitus free.

how do you make a cat blink? strike him with a hammer.

How many software professionals does it take to get a file committed to source control? Well, today it took five.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? That would depend on the individual situation at hand and to assume you could accurately estimate that is ridiculous.

how does stephen hawking get an erection? he turns off his pop-up blocker

Whats the best way to get to a girls heart? A knife.

Where was little suzie the day after the house fire? At the hospital, being treated for minor burns.

Josh Moran sticks polish sausage up his ear and moves it back and forth while squeezing his balls until they rupture.

How does a black man put puzzles together? First, he locates the four corners. Next, he begins filling in the sides. Finally, he uses the picture on the box to fill in the center. It can be a very tedious process if he is not paying attention.

I was walking down the street and a guy fell down right next to me. He woke up a hour later and asked "what smells like year old cat pee?" I said "year old cat pee retard honestly." Then he died. Morale don't ask questions you don't want to know the answers to.

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