I really did not understand the chapter. Is there anyway I can meet with you at a later time to discuss what I did wrong?

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A Priest, a Rabbi and an Imam were having dinner together at a local restaurant. Which caused a group of Republicans sitting nearby to ask for another table.

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What did the man say after being hit by a bus? Nothing he is now dead.

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Two Christians are on their way to church. They stay for prayers and have a lovely lunch.

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knock knock who's there me me who? me me me me who? me me me me me me who? and the more the joke continues the less funny and more annoying it gets

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What did Coke say to Pepsi? "Hello."

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how do u kill a black kid ..... stabb him in the face with a nife

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okay so this guy walks into the bar and says DON BE STUPE SHE SPIT GOOD AND EVERYTHIN. why did he say that. BECAUSE EVERYBODY HATES HIS SPIT

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Q: If a hen-and-a-half can lay an egg-and-a-half in a day-and-a-half, how long would it take a peg-legged grasshopper to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle? A: He'd give up.

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A man's car broke down on a lonely country road in the middle of a stormy night. Spotting a light in a farmhouse nearby, he made his way there through the mud and driving rain, and knocked on the door. The farmer who lived there answered, and said what while he didn't have any room in the house, the barn would provide shelter and warmth until morning. Thankful for the hospitality, the stranded man made his way to the barn and made a place to sleep in the hay. As the lightning flickered outside, briefly illuminating the barn's interior, he noticed knot-holes in the wood of the stall walls, and the hoses of a milking machine laying nearby. He then fell fast asleep. The farmer woke him up in the morning, and together they rode on a tractor to the road to make the necessary repairs to the man's automobile, but only after enjoying a country breakfast prepared by the farmer's wife and lovely eighteen year old daughter.

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Q. What did the buddhist monk say to the hotdog vendor? A. "I'd like a hotdog, please."

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

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doctor,doctor my eyesight is getting worse, you are certainly right, this is the post office

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What do you do if you see a black man in your backyard with a bullet wound in his head? Take him to the hospital.

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How do you get a clown off a swing? Hit him with an ax.

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Did you hear about the gay midget? He came out of the cupboard.

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Q: On a scale of 1 to 10, what is your favorite color of the alphabet? A: Apple

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What is black and hanging from the tree in my back yard? A tire Swing.

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My brownie is so warm and squishy. You know what else is warm and squishy? Freshly killed babyies

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Adeeeellllleeeee where are my shorts

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is dead, and thereby lacks the necessary motor control.

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Who's a pedophile and not afraid to show it? The clown from McDonald

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What do a grape and an airplane have in common? They both have wings! except not the grape.

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Why did the bud driver drop his ice cream? Because he hit a boy.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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