roses are red, violets are blue, apparently you are blind or else I wouldn't be telling this to you.

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What's better than eating an orange? Anal sex with Kim Kardashian.

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Have you seen the Hobbit? Yes they're taking him to Isengard

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Geeks have girlfriends...................... . . . I MEAN alien friends (geeks are losers and you decide your a geek or not)

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How do you get four gay guys to sit on a stool? Ask them kindly to do so. Their sexual orientation is of little to no importance in this situation.

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A man sat on a chair

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Lol (wow, I am using that a lot... BAAAD!) Anyway, yeaaaah, you thanked me for being who I am, this rush of happy drugs from the body is totally a sign of taking insult... Funny, I am not much of a endorphin person otherwise.

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A man walks into a bar and says "ow"

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,try this on a girl, say "can I pop your cherry.........soda bottle cap off your cherry soda bottle?"

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Q: Why's everyone afraid of Friday the 13th? A: Justin Bieber's movie comes out.

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whoever said we're all soft on the inside was probably not an experienced doctor.

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A duck walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender realizing this is an odd situation, seeing that ducks cannot articulate the English language, realizes he must be dreaming. He wakes up and turns to tell his wife about the dream, but she won't respond. He then realizes how his marriage is in shambles...

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Whats black and has white cream in it? Oreos

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men jump out, and the plane crashes anyway.

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what the difference between ET and polish people? ET is an alien and polish people are human

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Why wasn't the TV remote working? It was out of batteries.

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True or False : it would not cause a public disturbence to express your pornography to the public??? ture. pornography is the freedom of speech and ability to express oneself

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms or legs.

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Whats invisable and smells like a apple? An invisable apple

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Your mum is so dead, when I kick her she doesn't move.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Charcoal is black So is my neighbor

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whats small and sexually confused? YOu

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If you give a mouse a cookie... you're destroying their natural diet.

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How do you get a n***r out of a tree? Cut the rope

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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