So, how 'bout that airline food?

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What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot.... ya' damn racist!

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knock knock whos there johovas witness O-0

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How does santa deliver presents? He doesn't, because he's not real!

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Q:Why did the man have a lot of Hoes? A: He was an experienced Agriculturalist.

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What happened when man put a dog in the blender? He got arrested for Animal abuse

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how do you get blondes to drown? stick a mirror to the bottom of the pool

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A red-head, a brunette and a blond are trapped on an island 10km from civilization. The red-head swims 1.5km's, but is to tired, so she swims back to the island. The brunette swims 3km's, but is too tired, so she swims back to the island. After watching the first two fail, the blond evaluates the situation and decides that she does not possess the swimming ability required to reach the 5km point (At which swimming back to the island becomes equally as far as swimming to civilization), and instead stays on the island and creates a signal fire out of bits of debris scattered on the island, getting rescued within hours.

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Oh, hi Dave, come inside.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance ?... because he was dead

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My parents have an open marriage.

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How will Jesse die? His mom doesnt have any food left (or money) so she eats him, and then jesse's fat little brother farts on his obese corpse

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what do you get when you cross an elephant with a lake? swimming trunks.

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What did the doctor say to his patient? You were supposed to die 12 seconds ago....

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why didnt the man go to the wedding? he wasnt invited.

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A schizophrenic walks into a bar. He has dual personalities and does not realize that he has murdered his family.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting shot in the knee several times and bleeding to a slow and painful death.

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A Cadillac Escalade ran off a cliff with 4 black man in it. What's wrong with this? The Cadillac could hold 6 people.

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Yo mama so fat , when she went to the doctors office and stepped on the scale they said please, your weight, not your phone number .

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A platypus walks into a bar, and was the only mammal in the building capable of laying an egg.

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We can never ask enough hypothetical questions, can we? Well?

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a duck walks in to a gay bar and asks for a stick they asked where he wanted it before he could answer he was rapped

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What did Jesus say to Moses? Jesus isn't real. Moses replied, "Do you think I'm stupid? I'm talking to him!"

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whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

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Anti Joke

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