What is brown and has 15 legs? (They answer "What?") Reply: I don't know I was hoping you would.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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whats worse than jonny james obviously

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Rishi is a funny guy, well he thinks he is. true story.

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In Soviet Russia, life was very hard due to the failing economy and oppressive government.

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why wouldn't the printer work? because there was an animal in it.

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. To get hit by a car

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why is rebecca black? because it's friday.

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Paul Walker: Breaks, stop Breaks: No

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Why did Lance Armstrong lose the race? Which race?

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Tip for Employers: Avoid hiring unlucky people by immediately tossing half the resumes into the bin.

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There are only three kinds of math teachers: teachers that can count and teachers that can't count

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What is worse than being unemployed? Terminal Cancer

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

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anti jokes are like chickens. they arent funny at all. which makes them funny...

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names

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A dog walks into a bar and the bartender gives him a bowl of water because it is hot outside and he doesn't want the dog to dehydrate because he could die.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car, Robin.

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What's funnier than my jokes? your face.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it's in a chicken coop.

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How did the old man feel when he couldn't have sex? Viagravated

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TEST! ACTUALLY READ THIS! 1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator? Open the refrigerator, put in the giraffe, and close the door. 2. How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator? Open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe, put in the elephant and close the door. 3. The King of the Forest is hosting an animal conference. All the animals attend except one. Which animal does not attend? The Elephant. The elephant is in the refrigerator. You just put him in there. This tests your memory. 4. There is a river you must cross but it is inhabited by crocodiles. How do you manage it? You swim across. All the crocodiles are attending the animal conference.

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What did little Jimmy say when he saw a group of dancing blue penguins dressed as cannibal clowns with saucers on their head ? "What the f*ck"

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There is a wire, Let's put it on fire, The fire spread so did your legs, Now were both lying dead on your bed.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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