Why did the chicken cross the road? We don't know if he even did, how would we know why? There were no cameras at the intersection he crossed at. Therefor the question is unanswerable. Unless the chicken admits to it........ ........ Chickens can't talk.

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Long ago, when sailing ships ruled the sea, this captain and his crew were always in danger of being boarded by pirates from a pirate ship. One day while they were sailing, they saw that a pirate ship had sent a boarding party to try and board their ship. The crew became worried, but the Captain was calm. He bellowed to his First Mate, "Bring me my red shirt!" The First Mate quickly got the Captain's red shirt, which the captain put on. Then he led his crew into battle against the mean pirates. Although there were some casualties among the crew, the pirates were defeated. Later that day, the lookout screamed that there were two pirate vessels sending two boarding parties towards their ship. The crew was nervous, but the Captain, calm as ever, bellowed, "Bring me my red shirt!" And once again the battle was on! The Captain and his crew fought off the boarding parties, though this time more casualties occurred. Weary from the battles, the men sat around on deck that night recounting the day's events when an ensign looked at the Captain and asked, "Sir, why did you call for your red shirt before the battle?" The Captain, giving the ensign a look that only a captain can give, explained, "If I am wounded in battle, the red shirt does not show the blood, so you men will continue to fight unafraid." The men sat in silence. They were amazed at the courage of such a man. As dawn came the next morning, the lookout screamed that there were pirate ships, 10 of them, all with boarding parties on their way. The men became silent and looked to the Captain, their leader, for his usual command. The Captain, calm as ever, bellowed, 'Bring me my white flag!"

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Why was the Irishman ejected from the bar? For breaching client-attorney privilege, and the correct term is disbarred.

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Two Jewish men walk into a bar...just kidding it was a gas chamber.

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I just pooped in my boyfriends mouth. He ate it. Ps. I am a boy

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What is red,brown and stinks? A deer that's hit by a car

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If someone tells you to look behind you do you? No

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Roses are green Violets are grey Tulips are a lighter grey I am colorblind.

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Man 1: HEY DUDE! Man 2: Go shoot yourself

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What did the paraplegic say when he walked? Nothing, paraplegics can't walk.

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The jets are a good team..

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Q: What's wrong with being gay A: Nothing is wrong with anybody because we're all human

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their is a box of mystery. wat is in that box?? do u no wat is in that box!?!?!?!?!?!?

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah

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>posts joke >mistaken for anti-joke

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In soviet russia, roses are violet

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A chicken walks into a barn.

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WHY DO JEWS HATE GERMANY? THEY DON'T THEY FORGAVE THE NAZIS :-) ( . )( . ) -------

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Last words of a redneck - "Hold my beer and watch this"

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Q:What the difference between a piano and a guitar A: Nothing, there both instruments and i lied about the difference

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Q: What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A: A park bench can support a family of four.

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What's utter destruction but still has wheels? A car that was crushed at a junk yard, after the Bridgestone tires were removed for another car that could still use them

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Why did the orange put on the sun block? Because it was afraid of turning into a TAN-gerine!

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What do you call 2 black guys hanging out with a white girl? An inter-racial couple helping out their black friend whose wife just died of terminal cancer.

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