I met a fat girl and fucked her on an elevator. . . It was wrong on so many levels.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To avoid being killed in the slaughter house.

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There are two blonds in a car, the driver to looks to the other blond (carelessly taking in her surroundings) They crash and the passenger is grusomely killed to the point of not being recognized and the driver later commits suicide from the guilt and pending law suit.

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kesha is a virgin.

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Whats the difference between a pizza and a baby? Humans don't eat babies, other than a Cannibals because some tend to eat babies.

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Why did the bus driver have a bad day? Someone threw a washing machine filled with radios but containing no soap at his bus. Then, a kid stapled a frog to his face. His wife died of terminal cancer.

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I dyslexic man walks into a bra. This incident had no relation whatsoever to his condition. The bra was just in an unusual and inconvenient location, and he wasn't paying much attention to where he was going.

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There's a pile of dead babies with one live baby on the bottem eating it's way out.

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Hey! What dhujv hushichk jgdwrggy man? Go home Sally, you're drunk

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Why didn't the girl paint her nails white? Because in this society, that would be considered racist.

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antonio is ssooo shexy and smokes

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In this case, its black operations, but simply in the term that its a well secret something, its not a lets say, organization that breaks the law, kidnaps listens to phones uses wires, which the FBI does. And when I mean I am a employee, I might have spoken a bit over my head here (sorry, lightheaded), you could well, simply put, I am something between a delivery boy and a mercenary, not the kind that shoots and kills (my shape sucks anyways), but rather the kind that "facilitates" communications between organizations... Thats all I can say without breaking laws that technically do not exist.

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Boy: Are you from Tennessee? Because you're accent sure sounds like it.

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Scott Gomez

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Q: whats big gray and cant swim A: a castle

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What do Jim Carrey, Kim Jing-un and Justin Bieber have in common? A penis.

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What happened when rudolf bucked Santa? Santa ripped his hooves off and started hitting his nose until it stopped glowing

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt, the chicken is dead.

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Once there was a girl named Andrea

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Why is the boy home alone on Friday night? Because HItler took he's parents away.

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Why was the 3 year old high He was flying

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What do democrats and fire have in common? They both do damage

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? A man with no arms and no legs

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When a suicide-bomber went to heaven what did Allah give him apart from 72 virgins? 72 mothers in law.

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