what did the crocodile say to the fish? OMNOMNOMNOMNOM!! and then the fish swam away because of the the weird noise the crock was making...

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Nature is filled with wondrous things. No really, this isn't a joke.

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wht does a blonde do with a box of crayons? eat a taco.

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Jesse gets so many ladies

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing set? She has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

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A man walks into the office for an appointment. The doctor proceeds to perform the usual examinations, before asking the man to turn his head and cough. As is standard, he feels the man's testicles to check for irregularities. The man jokes, "Say doc, couldn't you at least ask me to dinner first?" The doctor replies, "You have testicular cancer." He died a month later.

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How do you drop a raw egg on to the floor without cracking it? Any way you want, it is very hard to crack concrete.

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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Why black guys are the fasttest runners? Because the slowers are already in prison

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What's worse then having gum stuck on the bottom of your shoe? Having a stick poked in your eye. What's worse then having a stick poked in your eye? Having a nail go through your foot. What's worse then having a nail go through your foot? Having a stick poked in your eye and a nail going through your foot.

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The Game

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Did you hear about the man who discovered the secret to making women happy? Neither have I.

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A black van approaches a small boy. The boy gets in the van, and the van drives away.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? The victim of a freak genetic mutation and extremely susceptible to predators, meaning it will live a short life in the wilderness.

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Why did the girl get robbed? Because her door was unlocked.

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What is the difference between finding a dead black man on the street or a dead dog? There are tire marks in front of the dog.

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Why did the boy get stuck on the toilet? He was Elvis.

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Scientific fact: If you took all the veins from your body and laid them end to end, you would die.

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What's worse than dying in the holocaust Dying on the last day of the holocaust

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whats brown and fluffy? brown fluff

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I've got a shotgun with two bullets. I've got two enemies. What do I do with the gun? I go bird hunting. Kelvin Yang

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Justin's humor

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Have you seen the clown hiding from gay people at walmart?

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Where did Jonathan go when the bombs hit? Everywhere.

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