- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama so fat! Really she should get on an exercise program and watch her diet, as she is at higher risk for diabetes and other health issues

How do you get 100 babies into a bucket? With a blender. How do you get them out again? With Doritos.

Knock, knock. Who's there? I am.

What did the Arab do when he got frustrated? Burned himself

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

What do you say if you see a monkey driving a car? Nothing , you run away because primates are incapable to have motor skill and will probably crash within the next 50 feet

nock nock who's there? bob bob who? bob franklin let me in 'cause i'm freezing!

so 3 guys walk into a bar.....the 4th one ducks

An Englishman, a Frenchman, and a Viking are all fighting over a piece of land. The piece of land was the whole of England and this was the beginning of the Noman conquest in 1066.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms.

what do you call a bear with socks on A bear with socks on

roses are blue, violets are red, im colorblind

Why did the cat cross the road? To see its mom who was lying dead on the other side

Why do they bury lawyers 10 feet deep? Because deep down they are really good people.

What did Helen Keller do when she found a dead body? Nothing.

Dear God, That wasn't cool. Seriously. From, Japan

Why didn't Susie's dad come home on time? He was dragged into a dark alley, then stabbed in the eye. When his body was found 2 days later, Susie couldnt stand the loss and hung herself the day after her father was found.

What's the only thing a Black Hole can't absorb? Nothing. It absorbs everything, even light.

Its easy they said, just type your text below they said, so I did

Roses are blue Violets are green I have issues, What should I do?

What should you do if you come across a slut with a fork up her @ss and a gun in her hand? Do not look at her and walk away.

Q: Where can you find a cat with no arms and no legs? A: Right where you left him Q: Where can you find a dog with no arms and no legs? A: In a bun

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