You know what is worse than being dead...being at a Justin Bieber concert

What happens when you give a Jew an iPhone? He says thank you and gives you a hug.

Q:Why didn't Mr. Fuzzy have to cut his hair anymore? A: Because he was diagnosed with cancer

Did you hear about the Englishman who ran all the way to Loch Ness? Oh, that's a shame, because I didn't either.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Probably because that's where all of the other chickens are.

Why did the crocodile cross the road? It is actually highly improbable that such a large reptile would be in a residential area where such roads would exist.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Not the Twin Towers.

What did the tree say to the other tree?....nothing cause trees can't talk!

How do you confuse a blond? Dress up as Lady Gaga and yell "Ni!" in her face.

Whats worse than dropping your apple? The Japanese earthquake!

whats 69+2? 71

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor ? I lost my tractor!

I advise you, don't mess with me, I know karate, kung fu,judo, tae kwon do, jujitsu, and 28 other dangerous words.

Why did Juan cross the border into America? To provide a better opportunity for him and his family.

Knock Knock! Whos there? The Game!

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Tourette's, Cheese on toast.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Hey, does this smell like chloroform to you?

The day the forces of light fight the forces of darkness, we will all live in darkness no matter who wins. Pure darkness will not allow you to see. Pure light will blind you.

(In a job interview) Interviewer: Name a time when you've failed sometime Me: I failed an HIV test last June, anything else?

You Obviously Lack Originiality YOLO.

Knock Knock Who's there? Not Anne Frank

you wanna hear a funny joke? so do I

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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