Why couldn't the white child dunk the basketball? His legs were amputated and he has been confined to a wheelchair.

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What happens when you wake a sleepwalker? Waking sleepwalkers does not harm them. While it is true that a person may be confused or disoriented for a short time after awakening, this does not cause them further harm. In contrast, sleepwalkers may injure themselves if they trip over objects or lose their balance while sleepwalking. Such injuries are common among sleepwalkers.

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How did the retarded, blind child win the Special Olympics? He didn't, he died of terminal lung cancer the year before. R.I.P.

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Why couldn't the kitten drink from its water bowl? Its face was stapled to the floor.

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Knock knock. Who’s there? Your son. Your son who? DAD WHY CAN’T YOU ACCEPT THE FACT THAT I AM GAY!

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Q. Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A. Because he got shot. Q. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A. Because he was stapled to the first monkey.

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What did the onion say to the the the other other onion Ima cut you fool and make yall cry

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Once upon a time

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What is a black person's favorite food? It varies from person to person, just as with any race.

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What is the difference between a black man and a speed bump? A black man is a living thing and a speed bump is not.

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what do you call a bird that is gay bird a gaybird

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Why does the man leave the store, with two lemons in his shopping bag? Because lemons happened to be one of the items of food he had purchased.

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Why was Adam sad? His wife found him cheating with several women which led to a lengthy and messy divorce and him losing custody of his two children and his house.

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How many electricians does it take to change a light bulb? 1

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being raped by your uncle

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What do you call four friends spending a wild night in Las Vegas that they can't rember the next day? A rip off of the Hangover

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What's the safest way to tell a racist joke? Ask everybody who might hear the joke if they would be offended by a racist joke.

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How do you make an anti-joke? Like this....

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How much does the Holo cost? Six million.

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Why was the black man hired at the clothing store? He needed some money to feed his family.

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Why did the black man walk into a bar? To order a drink.

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What did the hungry man do? He ate.

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Son: Mommy, Mommy can i have a cookie! Mom:Sure Honey there on the top shelf Son:But mommy i have no arms Mom:No arms, No cookies

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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