Why do gorillas have big nostrils? Have you seen the size of their fingers!?!?!

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What did the mexican say to the black person? Hey there! How are you today?

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Hello.

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What ended my last relationship? Oncoming traffic.

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What do u call a mixture of black people and asian people. Breakfast- Scrambled Eggs and Sausage

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Why'd the duck cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock! Who's there? The duck.

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Two homeless men are baking in an oven. They scream loudly until they both die.

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What do Jerry Sandusky and Michael Jackson have in common? They both had sex with little boys.

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why did the kid drop his sandwich? his hand was cut off

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how do you make time fly? throw a clock out a window.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his coat? Where's my coat.

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Joe goes to the bathroom with someone in the next stall named Bill Bill: "Hi" Joe: "Hi" Bill: "How you doing" Joe: "Good" Bill: "You traveling" Joe: "Yes to Alabama" Bill: "Yeah, I got to go a guy in the next stall answering all my questions bye"

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THIS IS NOT SPARTA! *pulls him out of the hole*

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Q: "How does a monkey hide in a jungle?", A:"Paint its balls red and sit in a cherry tree" , Q:"What is the loudest noise in the jungle?", A: "A native picking cherries"

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Well Nero, my actual name is Axel Knight, I might have used your "moralman" identity as my own social experiment of sorts, I mean no offense, and if you will leave some contact information, I am sure we can arrive to some kind of settlement... ...Keep your identity crisis thing, I have absolutely no reason to continue communicating here, besides, its six million followers, actually more like seven...

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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This would be racist to black people if they could read.

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why did the chicken cross the road? I dont know, you ask it.

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Simon says.. Nothing because he's deaf.

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Three peasants were brought in front of the King to be rewarded for their assistance during a drought. The King told them that they could each request one thing from him that he could provide. The first man asked to be rich, so the King ordered his guards to fetch a large sack that was filled to the brim with gems and gold pieces. The man thanked the King and left his palace joyfully. The second man asked for a larger house so the King gave him access to one of his many castles. He hurriedly left, eager to try out his new home for size. The third man asked for a cat so the King gave him a cat.

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What do you call when you see a man murder 8 black guys? The police.

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What do you call a dirty black person? Unhygienic

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Did you know that I can't talk any louder than this... Exept when I can

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What do Native Indians and Asian Indians have in common? They're both human.

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Anti Joke

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