yo mama is so fat she has more body mass than a skinny person

How many kids with A.D.D. does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Wanna go for a bike ride?

The guy above me has a very nice joke

Why did the chicken loom the road? To unlock the final boss.

what's worst than being gay? being black

Why did the fisherman die on a fishing trip? He had a heart attack.

You are driving a canoe home when the wheels suddenly fall off. How many pancakes does it take to fill a doghouse?

Pee is yellow Shit is? brown My shit is yellow WTF

Q:What did the giraffe say to the sunflower? A:I like your shoelaces!

How many dead babies will fit in a bathtub? Seventeen

Roses are red violets are blue..... I have normal vision

Why do leprechauns laugh when they run through the grass? Because it tickles their nuts.

columbus laid an egg. he was very proud of it, but the other dudes ate it.

Your dad is so fat, that eventually he got on Biggest Loser and ended living a very successful life.

Why did the blond girl get fired from the M&M Factory. Becouse she removed all the W's

What's worse than hell? I would say the Holocaust, but they're both the same for the Jews.

whats a long boring sotry that no oneever wantsto read? the life of sarah palin.

Two cows are in a field. Suddenly, from behind a bush, a rabbit leaps out and runs away. Martin was a lonely man

what's black and has a huge sac? A negro

Q: Why was the baby crying? A: I kicked it.

What's the difference between a rhino and a house cat? They look way different.

Why do dogs bark? Idk why? Cause there dogs

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was playing Pokemon Go.

Who is happpier than the grouch about the Zombie Apoclypse? Dora.

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