what is so fun about having sex with twenty six year olds? There is a high possibility their breasts have developed, thus equaling more pleasure for you.

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In Soviet Russia... People Die for Voicing their Opinions

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Adolf Hitler.

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What do you call a black guy who is a lifeguard An African American male who puts his safety before others

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If you have 12 apples and 7 oranges in one hand, and 9 apples and 10 oranges in one hand, what do you have? Very large hands.

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How do you kill a blonde? Shoot her repeatedly in the face and then slit her throat.

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whats orange, green and has a treadmill attached to it? a cantaloupe, i lied about the treadmill.

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There were 3 women, a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. They were driving with a gorilla when suddenly the car crashed. All the women died but only the gorilla survived. The police investigated with the gorilla and did some simple sign language. The police, using hand motions, asked the gorilla what each individual female was doing before the car crashed. The gorilla ran away for reasons unknown.

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I walked into my sister's room and slipped on a bra..........it was a boobie trap

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What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it's a grape and therefore unable to speak.

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what did the mushroom say to the other mushroom? nothing, mushrooms can't talk

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Why did the girl get her hair cut off? Because she had cancer

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Why can you punish cows but not fish? Because you can ground beef, but not fish!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. | | + | + + + + Why did the chicken get run over the farmers tractor? Because the chicken crossed the road and didn't look both ways before crossing and didn't see the tractor that ran him over. P.S. The chicken died and the farmer was arrested for animal abuse.

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how do you make a plumber cry? you hit him in the face

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What is the difference between a duck? One of it's legs are both the same!

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How can you tell an Irishman from a frenchman? Well, if you look back at both there heritages...

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what's worst than being gay? being black

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How many kids with A.D.D. does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Wanna go for a bike ride?

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The guy above me has a very nice joke

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yo mama is so fat she has more body mass than a skinny person

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Why did the chicken loom the road? To unlock the final boss.

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Why did the fisherman die on a fishing trip? He had a heart attack.

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Pee is yellow Shit is? brown My shit is yellow WTF

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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