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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya" the man replies: "whisky."

If a quiz is also referred to as a quizzicle, then what is a test also referred to as? A test, really. There are no synonyms for 'test' which would result in a humorous punchline; 'exam,' 'essay' and 'evaluation' are the closest possible answers and none of them provide humor at all.

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose!

How do you make a bull angry? Light it on fire

I remember this one time... I was sleeping... And all of a sudden... I woke up... Yeah.

A ninja walked into a dojo and was kindly greeted by his master.

Why was timmy having trouble with his homework? Because lobotomies were a forced practice in the 1950's.

A nuclear device is dropped on hiroshima. Does it make a sound? The answer is yes because the americans are laughing in Enola Gay

Knock Knock Who's there? Chinese. What? Knock Knock.

Q. How many jews can you fit in a car? A. depending on the car size and make, oh and the size of the ash tray is also important

Did you hear about the eskimo and the pregnant lady? The eskimo got the pregnant lady pregnant.

whats better than sex with a 12 year old?? nothing

what do you call three kkk guys in your house ghost busters

Alternate ending for children: Despite the massive trauma that the spider suffered from his fall and the sheer volume of rain in the confined space of a pipe, it made a miraculous recover due to the sun coming out. It was however, forever doomed to repeat this cycle of undeath for ever more. [L]

why am I who i am, and you are who you are? dick spice

Why did the giant frog attack the party goers with a ballistic missile? oh where tos tart...it's, just such a long story, I don't really know where to begin, in fact it's probably better if you just take my word for it, no need to go into details. we just don't have time for that now.

How do you count all the jews in a village? The United States Census Bureau usually has reliable data so I would start there

LeBron James proposes. So what does he put on the girls finger? Ben L.

Q : What is the similarity between me and my friend? A : We both are crazy

How many men does it take to screw in a lightbulb...1 How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb...2

Roses are red Violets are blue I can't rhyme Refrigerator

so a square said to another square,your rather obtuse oh wait squares cant talk,whats going on. later that day,chuckles realizes he isnt funny -chuckles

Okay okay, its not like I wanted a serious answer anyway, bye!

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