- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did little Timmy find at the bottom of the well? The fact that he could no longer breathe and thus causing him to drown.

A guy walks into a bar, has a few drinks with his mates and gets highly intoxicated.

What do you get when you cross a turkey with a turtle? A bunch of nosy ass people wondering wtf you're doing.

Why did the chicken protest? He wanted to be able to cross the street without getting his motives questioned.

Q) What's worse than getting dumped by text? A) Getting hit by a fridge.

A dog walks into a bar. It was a bar in Taiwan, so they killed it and ate it.

"How come dinosaurs don't talk?" " I don't know. Why?" " Because they're dead."

How do you tell if a girl is pregant? Stick a banana up her vagina pull it out and see if it has a bite on it

What do you call a mexican doing drugs? An average pablo

Why couldn't Kelly finish her test? She spontaneously combusted.

Why couldn't Timmy ride a bicycle? Because Timmy was a goldfish

What is worse than failing a class? Dress up for grown-ups.

What is the difference between apple and android? Apple makes fruit and android candy

why did the asian kid do well on his math test because he studied

roses are red voilets are blue my dog stinks and so do you!

How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

What's worse than taking a bite in an apple and finding a worm in it? Taking a bite and finding half a worm.

Q. what is the difference between a black man and a park bench A. a parkbench can support a family A black man cannot

Why was the black man hired at the clothing store? He needed some money to feed his family.

Knock knock. Who's there? Heisenberg...

How did the fat guy die? After an autopsy, it was discovered he was unaware of his type 2 diabetes and therefore did not treat it

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a truck on the way.

What did the mexican say to the black person? Hey there! How are you today?

If an old person falls in the middle of the woods do they make a sound? No their died.

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