What do an elephant and a plum have in common? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

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why was the black kid so good at basketball because he practiced a lot

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whats green at the bottom of a hole and covered in cookie crumbs a girl scout run over by a truck

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Dad, why are we Swedish? Because antilopes and the butterfly effect son.

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Me: Ask me if in a giraffe You: Are you a giraffe Me: no

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Spoiling your fun. Jesus said on the cross, I shall return. Then he returned three days later to say goodbye to his people. Moral: What the fuck are you Åsshats waiting for? The third coming?

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Why did the black man cry? He was grieving the death of his brother C.D

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They should introduce a filtering system on here. That way any repeated jokes, or idiots taking up a page with a copy and paste routine, could be simply erased by those who are bored with them or find them irritating. [L]

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Why did the black man cross the road? Because he lived an worked on opposite sides of the road, and so consequently needed to cross the road to work, and provide an income for his family, so they could have fresh food, clean water, and have money to pay the bills such as the mortgage so they didnt become poor and homeless, which would inevitably lead to illness and an early death for them all.

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Why does the same anti-jokes pop up over and over again? Because people have no creativity.

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Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Your doorbell is broken.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? The chicken had no legs and was therefore incapable of committing to such a challenge.

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How do you get a baby into a bowl? Use a blender. How do you get the baby out of the bowl? Tortilla chips.

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Q:What would strawberry short cake never say? A: Very

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What do you call a dead, black child? Dead.

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Why is six afraid of seven. Because seven is a rapist.

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what is so fun about having sex with twenty six year olds? There is a high possibility their breasts have developed, thus equaling more pleasure for you.

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How do you kill a blonde? Shoot her repeatedly in the face and then slit her throat.

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What do you call a black guy who is a lifeguard An African American male who puts his safety before others

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what do you call a man with no friends? it's because of all the wear and tear that's done to the socks being thrown in her, and she desanitizes only the nun with no forebeard

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In Soviet Russia... People Die for Voicing their Opinions

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whats orange, green and has a treadmill attached to it? a cantaloupe, i lied about the treadmill.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Adolf Hitler.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. | | + | + + + + Why did the chicken get run over the farmers tractor? Because the chicken crossed the road and didn't look both ways before crossing and didn't see the tractor that ran him over. P.S. The chicken died and the farmer was arrested for animal abuse.

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Anti Joke

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