- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Guns dont kill people...whoever pulled the trigger kills people

Why was 6 afraid of 7? He wasn't: 9 was a dick.

A squirrel and an owl are sitting in a tree. The squirrel turns to the owl and says nothing, because it is a squirrel and squirrels can't talk. The owl turns to the squirrel and eats it, because it is a bird of prey.

There is a high speed police pursuit when suddenly the suspect's car skids and crashes into a field. Two cows witness the commotion, when one turns to the other and says "Moo".

Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? I don't have a last name.

Why is Helen Keller Blind and Deaf? Because she can't drive!... oh no wait I screwed that up.

-Knock Knock - Who's there? - Child Protective Services, we have multiple reports of you abusing several of your children...

Why did the little girl fall of the swing? -because she had no arms Why didn't she get back up? -because she had no legs Why diddn't anyone help her? -because she was black.

honest politician

What do you call a gay man? Homosexual

Mario walks into a bar A yak walks into a bar An orange walks into a bar 30 men barf in a juicy yot

Why couldn't the white child dunk the basketball? His legs were amputated and he has been confined to a wheelchair.

Knock knock. Who’s there? Your son. Your son who? DAD WHY CAN’T YOU ACCEPT THE FACT THAT I AM GAY!

Q. Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A. Because he got shot. Q. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A. Because he was stapled to the first monkey.

How did the retarded, blind child win the Special Olympics? He didn't, he died of terminal lung cancer the year before. R.I.P.

Why couldn't the kitten drink from its water bowl? Its face was stapled to the floor.

Once upon a time

What did the onion say to the the the other other onion Ima cut you fool and make yall cry

What is a black person's favorite food? It varies from person to person, just as with any race.

What is the difference between a black man and a speed bump? A black man is a living thing and a speed bump is not.

Why was Adam sad? His wife found him cheating with several women which led to a lengthy and messy divorce and him losing custody of his two children and his house.

Why does the man leave the store, with two lemons in his shopping bag? Because lemons happened to be one of the items of food he had purchased.

How many electricians does it take to change a light bulb? 1

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