- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. To get hit by a car

What do you call a man looking at Anti jokes on this ? you

What is the opposite of Christopher Walkins? Christopher Reeves

What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a shovel? I don't have a sack of dead babies in my garage.

Why did the tight shirted Asian man spend all his time on his knees? Because when he was 12 he was forced to work in a textile factory where he lost his lower legs.

What's big, white, and when it falls out of a tree, it can kill you? A refrigerator.

A horse walks in a bar. The barman asks: "Why the long face?" The horse replies: I have aids.

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Why did the man suddenly burst into flames in room. The room was dark, so he lit a match. It turns out there was hydrogen in the room and when fire touches hydrogen, it sets on fire.

What is a poop on a poopstick? A pile of poop.

Whats the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari? The baby is not a car.

What squirts out of your butt and runs down your leg? Bloody diarrhea.

What didnt rebecca black do today ride the bus

A woman walks into a bar.

a korean man with no legs sits on a porch. He has no legs so it's considered standing

A man goes to a doctor and says , "My arm hurts in 3 places." the doctor says, "Dont go to those places.

Christianity

Q.why did the woman die A.she left the refrigerator door open then left the kitchen

Wanna know how to confuse a black guy? Give him a friend chicken sandwich with mayo on it.

why was sally bleeding? they never buy band-aids over her nubs.

Roses are red.. Your child is also red.. I drove my car over his face. <3

Girl: How do I know if I'm Jewish? Guy: Are you Jewish? Girl: No. Guy: There ya go.

If a man is alone in the woods and there is no one there to tell he's wrong is he right? If a tree falls on a women.... Before we tell the rest why was there a tree I the kitchen?

What do you get when you cross a celebrity with drugs? A highly probable circumstance.

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