Knock Knock Who's there? Chinese. What? Knock Knock.

Q. How many jews can you fit in a car? A. depending on the car size and make, oh and the size of the ash tray is also important

Did you hear about the eskimo and the pregnant lady? The eskimo got the pregnant lady pregnant.

whats better than sex with a 12 year old?? nothing

what do you call three kkk guys in your house ghost busters

Alternate ending for children: Despite the massive trauma that the spider suffered from his fall and the sheer volume of rain in the confined space of a pipe, it made a miraculous recover due to the sun coming out. It was however, forever doomed to repeat this cycle of undeath for ever more. [L]

why am I who i am, and you are who you are? dick spice

Why did the giant frog attack the party goers with a ballistic missile? oh where tos tart...it's, just such a long story, I don't really know where to begin, in fact it's probably better if you just take my word for it, no need to go into details. we just don't have time for that now.

How do you count all the jews in a village? The United States Census Bureau usually has reliable data so I would start there

LeBron James proposes. So what does he put on the girls finger? Ben L.

How many men does it take to screw in a lightbulb...1 How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb...2

Q : What is the similarity between me and my friend? A : We both are crazy

Roses are red Violets are blue I can't rhyme Refrigerator

A woman is home washing her dishes when she suddenly slips banging her head on a cabinet. She passed out for a few seconds, then woke to find a great gash on her left cheek, fairly spurting blood. At the emergency room, the doctor asks, "How did this happen?" The woman replied, "My boy friend tried to drown me."

so a square said to another square,your rather obtuse oh wait squares cant talk,whats going on. later that day,chuckles realizes he isnt funny -chuckles

Okay okay, its not like I wanted a serious answer anyway, bye!

One day, a bear happoned across a man and said "How do you do today good sir?" but the man ran away screaming "OH CRAP, BEARS!!!!" because it just sounded like bear growling (which i would love to dedicate to my friend Chris Bradley, just to make the ball to stick ratio too high)

What do Ethiopians do at night? Starve.

you were so loud you woke helen keller up!!!!!!!

How many dead body can you hide in a hole? 100. Forget the fat guy

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Why did blink-182 get a record deal? Because they play quality punk rock.

Q:What is yellow and has wheels A: A banana I was joking about the wheels

why was there a fish in a fish tank ? because if it wasnt it would die

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