What do you call a dead, black child? Dead.

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Why is six afraid of seven. Because seven is a rapist.

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why was the black kid so good at basketball because he practiced a lot

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What do an elephant and a plum have in common? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

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whats green at the bottom of a hole and covered in cookie crumbs a girl scout run over by a truck

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Me: Ask me if in a giraffe You: Are you a giraffe Me: no

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Dad, why are we Swedish? Because antilopes and the butterfly effect son.

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whats orange, green and has a treadmill attached to it? a cantaloupe, i lied about the treadmill.

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what is so fun about having sex with twenty six year olds? There is a high possibility their breasts have developed, thus equaling more pleasure for you.

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What do you call a black guy who is a lifeguard An African American male who puts his safety before others

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Adolf Hitler.

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How do you kill a blonde? Shoot her repeatedly in the face and then slit her throat.

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what do you call a man with no friends? it's because of all the wear and tear that's done to the socks being thrown in her, and she desanitizes only the nun with no forebeard

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In Soviet Russia... People Die for Voicing their Opinions

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What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it's a grape and therefore unable to speak.

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Why can you punish cows but not fish? Because you can ground beef, but not fish!

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How can you tell an Irishman from a frenchman? Well, if you look back at both there heritages...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. | | + | + + + + Why did the chicken get run over the farmers tractor? Because the chicken crossed the road and didn't look both ways before crossing and didn't see the tractor that ran him over. P.S. The chicken died and the farmer was arrested for animal abuse.

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I walked into my sister's room and slipped on a bra..........it was a boobie trap

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What is the difference between a duck? One of it's legs are both the same!

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what did the mushroom say to the other mushroom? nothing, mushrooms can't talk

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There were 3 women, a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. They were driving with a gorilla when suddenly the car crashed. All the women died but only the gorilla survived. The police investigated with the gorilla and did some simple sign language. The police, using hand motions, asked the gorilla what each individual female was doing before the car crashed. The gorilla ran away for reasons unknown.

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Why did the girl get her hair cut off? Because she had cancer

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how do you make a plumber cry? you hit him in the face

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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