Why was the sex offender sweating in the playground? Because he was pushing his over weight son on the swing.

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What did the parakeet say to the grapefruit? Nothing. Parakeets can't speak.

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Bob and Joe are talking about how their grandfathers died in the Hulacaust. Bob says "Mine died in the gas chambers" Joe says "Mine got drunk and fell off the guard tower.

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whats the difference between you're mom and you're dad none there both the same

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How did the boy break his hand? He slammed it in a car door.

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A white straight man, a black gay man, and an Asian bisexual woman walk into a bar. They are enjoying their drinks until one overly intoxicated man makes a remark towards the group in reference to their diversity in race, sexual orientation, and sex. The bar crowd is enthused with the drunk man's genius in not only constructing a joke to cover all three categorical descriptions of the group, but in guessing each member's sexuality based on their respective appearances.

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A Mexican man, an American man, and an Italian man go to a bridge. The mexican said "we have too much of this in our country!" and throws pasta into the water. The Mexican man says "we have to much of this in out country!" and throws a taco into the water. The American throws in the Mexican man and says "we have to much of these in our country!"

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What's similar about a mole and an eagle? They both are blind and dig through the ground. Except the eagle.

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What does a man and an orange have in common? Nothing.

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What did Bear Grylls say to the dead whale? Mmmm.

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What did the guy say when he dropped his baby? "oh no!"

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Thumbs up if you're reading this in 2015!

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What did the little boy with no arms get for cristmas? A football.

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When my brother was hanging at YOUR cross, he asked "daddy" "Oh father why!" Then lightning struck and the weather went to fuck. Moral: WHAT KIND OF RESPONSE IS THAT YOU PIECE OF SHIT!?

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wioFUrwny1c

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A man walks into the bar and ask the bartender for a shot of vodka. He drinks the vodka.

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What do you call a mulsim that tattles on you for vandilising muslim propaganda Target Practice

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Why'd the man go to jail? Because he had a piece of cheese.

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kid: can i go to the bathroom? teacher: you have to say the alphabet first. kid: ugh. fine. a.b.c.d.e.f.g.h.i.j.k.l.m.n.o.q.r.s.t.u.v.w.x.y.z teacher: what happened to the p? the kid bows his head in shame sits back down as the entire class laughs at him.

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Sam: This math homework is gay. Cory: You should pursue a romantic relationship with your gay math homework.

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What is a dog's favorite color? None,dogs have colorblindness.

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Roses are red, Stones are grey, This poem is obvious, You don't say??

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*knock knock* Who's there? ...Who's there?... *opens door to find a dead baby on the front door step*

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knock knock who's there who who who and if u say something about an I will punch u in the face u stupid cike!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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