- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Timmy. YOU DON'T KNOW ME!!!!!

A: I've got a new knock knock jokes! Wanna hear it? B: Yeah. A: Oh you first. B: Knock knock! A: Who's there?

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is a woman.

Q: How did the woman die in the black neighborhood? A: She suffered a fatal heart attack while visiting one of her friends. Everyone mourned their loss.

Throw your crépe right into an ocean Where an octopus can get it in all the commotion With the crépe and the ocean and the oc-to-pus

What did OJ Simpson say to the blonde? "Don't worry, I'm not going to murder you"

Your mother is so fat she has made a concerted effort to loose weight and lead a healthier lifestyle

yo mama so stupid that when she stared at an orange jucie carton for 20 minutes cause it said consatrate

What would the funeral home do without a dead person? Wait until the next appiontment

What's red and smells like blood? Blood.

What would Michael Jackson do if he were in a room full of kids? Nothing, he's dead.

a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o q r s t u v w x y z i left out p.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers The third one is for you

What do you call a puppy with one eye, one ear, and one leg? An ugly mother f*cker.

Knock Knock Who's there? Gestapo.

Why is the young Chinese boy crying? Because he is being raped.

A man drops a penny between a Jew and a homosexual. The man says "oh excuse me," picks up his penny and continues with his day.

Whats long, hard, and filled with seaman... a mans penis

What's the difference between a Green Grocers and Fighter pilot! One flys a plane and one sells food.

Yo mama's has so much acne, I decided to give her proactive.

Pineapple.

There once was a man from Nantucket... Who was fiscally responsible.

Mr Whelk visited his doctor. His doctor put on a sterile glove and inserted two fingers into the man's rectum. "Does this feel all right?" The doctor asked "Yes" replied Mr Whelk. "But is my wrist broken or not?

Your momma is so fat that when she fell over, she couldn't get back up without help, and she probably got several bruises.

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