Your momma is so fat that when she fell over, she couldn't get back up without help, and she probably got several bruises.

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Why is my penis so damn small? Cause the good lord made me that way

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What do you call a puppy with one eye, one ear, and one leg? An ugly mother f*cker.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers The third one is for you

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Whats long, hard, and filled with seaman... a mans penis

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What's the difference between a Green Grocers and Fighter pilot! One flys a plane and one sells food.

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Why is the young Chinese boy crying? Because he is being raped.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Gestapo.

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A man drops a penny between a Jew and a homosexual. The man says "oh excuse me," picks up his penny and continues with his day.

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Sex positions (and other related things), never took off... 1. The 96 2. The mission (impossible) position. 3. The Tangoers party (swingers? The fack is that?) 4.Nasal. 5. Bed waltz (requires amazing dancing skills and multitasking, now they just call everything for "bed waltz" to show off) 6.Blind Date take uno (hard to find two blind people and make sure they meet each other and have a good time by themselves). 7. GILFS take one (I mean there could be many hot grandmas out there, but "Guns Id Like For Shooting", was not too popular due accidents)

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What's tan, red, black and brown? Your face. Two days later... In the mausoleum. "Your face"

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Why did the little girl cry? Because she saw her future.

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roses are red, violets are blue, niggers are black and so is my poo

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What did the German say the the Jewish man? "Hello, nice to meet you."

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Abbie shaved her arse today....then it smiled at me

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What is blue and feels like a shirt? A blue shirt.

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bacon

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had three balls.

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Guy: "Did you hear about the guy who cried wolf?" Friend: "Yes. He was pulling your leg. People cry tears not wolves." Guy: "How did you know he was pulling my leg?" Friend: "If you look down, he's still there pulling it."

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WHO WANTS SOW????

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Did you hear about the little girl who got a bike for her birthday? Shes dying of Terminal Cancer

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Anything involving women..

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Adam ci ?mierdz?cy kutas mi sie ya mam

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Q )Why did the black man shoot the white man? A )The black man had been walking home from his weekly gospel service at the local church when suddenly the criminal had stopped him in his tracks. In a desperate attempt to save himself he seized the gun from the white man and shot him in the leg in order to defend himself. He survived.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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