- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does it take to make the best anti-joke ever? words

Why was the broom late? Cause he overSWEPT!!! ahahahahahaha!

so... how about that airplane food

Johnny tried talking to his dog, there was no response.

You’re so dumb that many individuals find your intelligence inferior.

What did the explorer say to the new species Oh look it says squirtle let's call it squirtle Oh look it say woof let's call it poochyena

Whats worst then finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaus.

What is the difference between baseball and the holocaust? One is a fun sporting event…. The other is baseball.

Friends are like trees, They fall down if you hit them several times with an axe.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool The tragic drowning of a quadrapalegic

A jewish man runs into a wall with an erection. He broke his nose.

This one time at band camp....

Why is a charlie horse called a charlie horse? Well there was this boy charlie and he had a horse and it died in a fire.

What's worse than seeing your goldfish die? Watching your grandfather have a stroke.

A Jehovah's Witness knocks on my door. I didn't answer the door.

How do you please a black person? Shower him with love and affection.

Why did the chicken cross the road?... To get to the other side.

Two twins are born only a minute apart. There is a mistake at the hospital and they are seperated. Years later they reconnect on Oprah and realize they do not have much in common.

There is a high speed police pursuit when suddenly the suspect's car skids and crashes into a field. Two cows witness the commotion, when one turns to the other and says "Moo".

Why is Helen Keller Blind and Deaf? Because she can't drive!... oh no wait I screwed that up.

Why did Max drink the red Gatorade? Because he likes it more than all of the other flavors.

Where was little Sara when the bomb went off? Everywhere. "Knock Knock" "Who's there?" Sara's hands

what did the therapist say to the other therapist? WE'VE SAID THIS WAY TOO MANY TIMES YOU SHIT

What's brown and sticky? A black man covered in syrup.

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