- Anti Joke

There are two muffins in the oven. One says: "It's really getting hot in here!" The other one can't reply because it is already dead.

Why can't you give a diabetic a cookie? Due to the lack of Insulin produced in the Pancreas, the sudden spike of sugar into the blood stream may send the person into a diabetic coma, which good possibly result in the amputation of a limb.

Person 1: Hey Person 2: What's up? Person 1: Kill Yoself Person 2: Alright

A blind man asked me out last night. I told him I was seeing someone...

What's worse than losing a board game? Cannibalism.

2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men jump out, and the plane crashes anyway.

Why was the bus driver sad? The kid with the icecream had c4 strapped to his chest.

What would Michael Jackson do if he were in a room full of kids? Nothing, he's dead.

What would the funeral home do without a dead person? Wait until the next appiontment

What's red and smells like blood? Blood.

What did the boy with arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Q: whats the differences between a bra and the canucks?? A: a bra has two cups

A: I've got a new knock knock jokes! Wanna hear it? B: Yeah. A: Oh you first. B: Knock knock! A: Who's there?

Knock Knock. Who's There? Timmy. YOU DON'T KNOW ME!!!!!

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is a woman.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you do If you can't afford a hair cut? Don't get one.

How did a baby get across the street? Stapled to a chicken.

Do you love me? No.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue The end is near I want a beer

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.