kid: can i go to the bathroom? teacher: you have to say the alphabet first. kid: ugh. fine. a.b.c.d.e.f.g.h.i.j.k.l.m.n.o.q.r.s.t.u.v.w.x.y.z teacher: what happened to the p? the kid bows his head in shame sits back down as the entire class laughs at him.

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Sam: This math homework is gay. Cory: You should pursue a romantic relationship with your gay math homework.

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Why'd the man go to jail? Because he had a piece of cheese.

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What is a dog's favorite color? None,dogs have colorblindness.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wioFUrwny1c

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Thumbs up if you're reading this in 2015!

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What did the guy say when he dropped his baby? "oh no!"

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What did the little boy with no arms get for cristmas? A football.

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When my brother was hanging at YOUR cross, he asked "daddy" "Oh father why!" Then lightning struck and the weather went to fuck. Moral: WHAT KIND OF RESPONSE IS THAT YOU PIECE OF SHIT!?

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A man walks into the bar and ask the bartender for a shot of vodka. He drinks the vodka.

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*knock knock* Who's there? ...Who's there?... *opens door to find a dead baby on the front door step*

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Roses are red, Stones are grey, This poem is obvious, You don't say??

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How do you fit four gays on a barstool? You turn it upside down

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Why did the kid eat so much ice cream? Because he wanted to eat ice cream.

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knock knock who's there who who who and if u say something about an I will punch u in the face u stupid cike!!!!

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer. And a free haircut.

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These two guys walk into a bar. You'd think the second guy would've noticed it was there.

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When a blonde entered a bar, she ordered a something that was a double-entendre. The bartender understood what she was trying to say, gave her her order whatever alcohol she happened to consume, and the blonde woman could not have been more courteous.

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~Chinese Anti Joke~ What is the difference between American army and Chinese army? American army teach youngsters to use their tanks. Chinese army smash youngsters with their tanks.

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What did the Pope say to the homosexual couple? Welcome to the community.

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Person 1: I have one question: What are those?!?!?!?!?! Person 2 : Their shoes you Dimwit. Person 1: (runs away crying) -by Mekkhi

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What's the difference between a Jewish child and pizza? Pizza does not scream in the oven.

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Adele walks into a bar. The barman says she's too ugly hahahahahahahahahahhahahahha lololololololololololololol

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I have down syndrome. -RDV

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