- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I hated hipsters before hating hipsters was mainstream. Does that make it sound like I have a fixed gear bicycle? Because I don't... I promise... What's a fixed gear bicycle, you ask? You mean you don't know???

What did the retarded guy say to the other retaarded guy? A. Your retarded

What's worse than seeing your goldfish die? Watching your grandfather have a stroke.

Why is a charlie horse called a charlie horse? Well there was this boy charlie and he had a horse and it died in a fire.

A Jehovah's Witness knocks on my door. I didn't answer the door.

A jewish man runs into a wall with an erection. He broke his nose.

This one time at band camp....

Why did Max drink the red Gatorade? Because he likes it more than all of the other flavors.

why do gingers have no friends? They are non sentient stems that are simply not capable of interacting with intellectual humans

What do you call 25 college teens at a party? A good time.

The air is green The grass is blue I'm bot stoned.. I'm just high

What's brown and sticky? A black man covered in syrup.

what did the therapist say to the other therapist? WE'VE SAID THIS WAY TOO MANY TIMES YOU SHIT

Where was little Sara when the bomb went off? Everywhere. "Knock Knock" "Who's there?" Sara's hands

what did Sandra bullock say to Jesse James? I hate your fickin a**!!:)

Knock knock. Why are you saying that, you should actually knock the door. Oh ok.

did u here bout the guy who found 500 dollars on the ground? yup he is 500 dollars richer

How old are you like 10? Im 11 so shut the fuck up

There is a high speed police pursuit when suddenly the suspect's car skids and crashes into a field. Two cows witness the commotion, when one turns to the other and says "Moo".

Two twins are born only a minute apart. There is a mistake at the hospital and they are seperated. Years later they reconnect on Oprah and realize they do not have much in common.

Why is Helen Keller Blind and Deaf? Because she can't drive!... oh no wait I screwed that up.

Why did the man cry when he went to the doctor? He has a terminal illness progressed to the point of cure and would die in 3 hours.

Why did the boy loose his hat Because he got hit by a plane

Why couldn't the convicted felonist come back to America? He lost his passport.

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