What's the difference between Sony and Kony? Sony is a company which produces electrical appliances and Kony is a Ugandan Warlord.

A comedian walks onto the stage. Antehumor.

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What does the orphan say to its parents? nothing, orphans dont have parents

Why couldn't the mexican buy a boat? Because he couldn't afford it

how big is a black mans penis? idk ask his wife

Trouble with the trolley, eh? No

What did the man say when he lost his phone? Answer: I lost my phone!!

Yo Mama is so fat that she has to wear large clothes.

Oh...okay, good.

What's better than winning the paraplegic Olympics? Walking.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A bug in your nut.

Did you hear the one about the chicken crossing the road? It wanted to go to the other side.

Chikin nuggets are cooler than your mom!!!!!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. I ate it.

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Blond answers: Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat............?

heres a funny joke your momas so fat............

What do you call a black man on a horse? A BLACK MAN A ON A HORSE.

How much wood would Chuck Wood have if Chuck Wood could have wood? None, Chuck Wood has E.D.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a homicidal maniac, six has every right to be afraid

How do you get rid of an STD? You give it to someone else.

What's hard, long and full of seamen? an erect penis.

Your momma is so old that she might die soon!

A man orders chinese food. His wife says "Honey, where's the cat?"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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