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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There are two men named Dan. The first man says, "Hello, my name is Dan." The second man says, "Hello, my name is also Dan."

What did bob order at pizza hut? Pizza

why did the car drive off the cliff? The driver was a potato...

What's worse than some one spitting in your food Hitler revealing he's actually a Jew

Knock Knock Come in.

an emo kid walks into mcdonalds and orders a happy meal

Why did chuck Norris take his friends to the buffet? Because buffets are great social conventions due to the allowance of sharing social favors while grabbing a succulent meal. Visit golden corral today.

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Whos allergic to BS You R! :D

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it's drivers license had been revoked for all of it's DWI's.

what did the dead cat say to the dead dog? Nothing, they're dead

Why did the Jew run across the road? To get to the other side.

A Priest and a young child walk into a dark alley.... It leads to a church and he talks to the young boy about God

A man walks into a bar, drinks a few beers, then calls a taxi to take him home because he knew the risks of drunk driving.

What eats McDonalds for breakfast, lunch and dinner, annoys everyone around them, and could care less about anyone but themselves? The population of the United States.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

How did the boyfriend react when the girlfriend told him she was pregnant? Nothing.. He already changed his number and packed up his things and moved out of the state

Paddy and mick were walking down the street when they saw some traffic lights. They proceeded to cross the road and continue on their journey.

"Hey, why won't you let me through?" "These tickets are fake." "No they aren't. LOOK OVER THERE!" The guard turns around, and then turns back. Minorly inconvenienced, he arrests the man immediately, upon which he is sent to jail and anally raped multiple times.

One day a child goes to the doctor and says, "it hurts when do this" as he pokes his throat. The doctor, after several well-performed deep tissue testing, diagnosed the child with stage four esophageal cancer. The child cried himself to sleep that night.

What state is round on both ends and high in the middle? Ocoloradoo.

Two men go hunting and one has a sudden heart attack. The other man calls 911 and immediately tells the operator his location and the nature of the emergency. Rescue workers arrive on the scene in a timely manner and the man makes a full recovery.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. Our fast paced American society holds little value for birds of any species and this particular chicken was flattened by Ford F-150.

What's the difference between liberals and communists? Nothing.

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