A priest, R Kelly, and Michael Jackson walk into a bar. They proceed to molest small children.

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yo mamas so fat that when she wears a bathing suit people go "wow, that women is fat"

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...IIITS... :) SMILEY :( AND MADDY THE HORSEHEAD SHOW ITS :) SMILEY :( AND MADDY THE HORSEHEAD SHOW! :) YAY! :(SHADDAP YUUU! Episode one... The waiting for the wait!

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Brothers and sisters,I have none. But my sister's daughter is also my daughter...

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Teenage pregnancy.

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Why didn't the black guy where a seat belt? I don't know but he should've because hes dead.

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Guess what. Chicken butt.

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A man, a woman and their child wen to a restaurant. There was a horse in it and they left. The Holocaust begun

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Why did the elephant fall down? He was shot by poachers.

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A Jewish person was found dead in an alley way last night, Hitler did nothing wrong.

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How do you give an 80 year old man a heart attack? Hold a gun to his head

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Roses are red, Violets are blue At least that's what I've been told But honestly I've never seen those flowers so I wouldn't know.

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Do you think the death man heard the one about, oh wait I bet he didn't

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A man is on an operating table. His heart stops beating and he suddenly finds himself at the Gates of Heaven. St. Peter approaches him. "Welcome, my son," St. Peter says. "I will ask you one question, and that will determine whether you can enter Heaven." The man nods nervously. St. Peter asks, "Did you ever commit a sin and never sought forgiveness?" The man thinks long and hard. "No, I always made sure to apologize." St. Peter smiles. "Congratulations, my son. You have passed the test, and may enter Heaven!" The man is ecstatic as the pearly gates open up for him. He enters Heaven and is astounded by its magnificent beauty. The man then loses all brain function and dies on the operating table.

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AYE DEAD ON CAOIMHIN

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Hey, I just met you. Nice to meet you.

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I've got a joke for you. The people writing these jokes. Thats a joke.

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Wy did the chicken?

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Why is the wimpy guy so strong and angry now? Because he took steroids.

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Are you related to Yoda? because yoda-licious!!!!

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names

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Q )Why did the black man shoot the white man? A )The black man had been walking home from his weekly gospel service at the local church when suddenly the criminal had stopped him in his tracks. In a desperate attempt to save himself he seized the gun from the white man and shot him in the leg in order to defend himself. He survived.

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Q: whats pink and fluffy? A: Pink fluff.

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Why was it okay for the people in the hospital to laugh at the narcoleptic patient? It wasn't. The patients were treated because of moral obligations, but the doctors that laughed were either fired or warned, depending on if they had previous reports of exploitation of patients.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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