- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than jizzing while your on a date? Shitting in you pants while your on a date.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen. Its was her funeral

Q: What's brown and smells like poo? A: poo

I hope you shut the others down before you called me by my name, otherwise this will convo will get fairly short.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You just glass her.

from south park what do u call a jew on a rope no one ever said the answer, so my answer is a jew on a rope.

If anyone can read me... I am Michael Jackson and I would really appreciate if someone could get me out of this... box... I mean help! Where am I! I think I have been under a long coma and would appreciate any small boys digging me out... Moral: I hope there is no hell... for my own sake that is...

Q:Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Conrad Barry

yo mama so fat that the doctor asked for her weight not her phone number!

In Soviet Russia you drive car, because a car driving you would be screwed up.

"Hheheheh Hey Butthead"- "Were Gonna Score!"

Why couldn't Hellen Keller watch TV? Because at 19 months she contracted what is believed to be scarlet fever which caused an acute congestion of the stomach and brain which caused her to loose sight and hearing.

Okay okay, its not like I wanted a serious answer anyway, bye!

What do you call a hairless penis, whatever gay name you decided to nickname it

Knock Knock Who's there? Chinese. What? Knock Knock.

why did the women give her sister a present because it was her birthday

People say that shit don't stink But shit does stink It stinks like shit!

roses are rose, violets are violet, now shut up you retarded poet!

Yesterday I was walking my dog and while I was walking my dog, guess what happened? It got hit by a bus.

Antoni Wilkinsin

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a serial rapist.

How types of people are there? One, we are the only homo sapiens.

Is that a banana in your pocket? As a matter of fact, yes it is.

Why did the jew give all his money away to charity? -No I'm kidding, he didn't.

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