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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didnt the man eat the free cachew nuts? Because he did'nt want to die from an allergic reaction.

I hate it when I get an erection and it pushes Pluto out of orbit.

I thoroughly dislike arabs, I lost both my parents in the events of 9/11.

Knock Knock! EXPLOSION!!!!

Two guys walk into a bar. The third guys ducked.

What is worse than reading an anti-joke relatively similar to the other? Walking in your front yard and realizing a zombie is eating your dead grandmother.

An iman, a rabbi and a priest walk into a bar. It's not the same bar. They feel uncomfortable mixing together and this makes me sad.

what did the computer say to the tv? computers are not living there for they cannot talk

what do you call a Ukrainian who eats pirogi's A walking stereotype

a black guy with a parrot on his shoulder was walking down the street. another man asked, "where did you get him?" The parrot said, "theres tons of them in africa."

Yo momma so ugly just after she was born, her mother said, "What a treasure!" and her father said, "Yea, let's go bury it!"

Why was Abraham Lincolin President. He was elected by the people of the united states.

how many dead babies can you fit into a blender? 17 how do you get them out? Tortilla chips, but you'd be arrested by that time anyway because you just murdered 17 babies

What do you get if you mix a Bulldog and a Shih Tzu? A new breed of dog.

Q: How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? A: They beat her.

What do you call a black person driving a plane? A pilot, because you dont want to call him anything racist i mean he is driving you up 25,000 ft in the air and the last thing you want is for him to get mad and decide to do something rational, God, you racists.

How does a black man put puzzles together? First, he locates the four corners. Next, he begins filling in the sides. Finally, he uses the picture on the box to fill in the center. It can be a very tedious process if he is not paying attention.

Why does Sally sell sea shells down by the sea shore? To support her growing crack addiction that is ruining Sally's and Sally's families lives

There may be 50 ways to leave your lover, but there are only 4 ways out of this airplane..."

Scenario: Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub The first one says, "Hey, can you pass the radio please" And the second one replies, "Sorry, my cousins are made of soap."

Two nineteenth century men walk into a bar. Their wives didn't complain, because if they did they'd get hit. hard.

There was a black man a Spanish man and an Asian in the back of a police car. The end

Guess what? What? Idk. I just wanted to make u excited.

What did the pillow say to the dragon? Nothing, because pillows don't talk, dragons aren't real and this is a highly improbable circumstance.

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