- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There was a black and white spotted dog named Louis. Why did they call her that? Because, that's what they named her.

Q.what do you call 7x7 A.A math equation

Who are doctors and literally are porn stars

How do you circumsize a redneck? Kick his sister in the jaw.

Roses are Red. Violets are Blue. Faces like yours belong in the Zoo. Don't be mad I will be there too. Not in the gate but laughing at you.

What did the elephant say to the whale? Nothing, neither can talk and they live in very different biomes.

What was the leg less and armless mans favorite type of music? Nubstep

why couldnt the kid get off the couch when his mom asked him to? he was paralyzed

Q: What do you call 5,000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A: A tragedy worse than 9/11.

What's 9+10 20+1-1-1+2-1-1+1-2+1

Why was the frog sad? Because he had a boy's face stapled to his feet.

Cum on guys....gay jokes are mean

In Soviet Russia you drive car, because a car driving you would be screwed up.

Why did th chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock! Who's there? The chicken

knock, knok who's there? ya ya who? yahoo

Roses are red, Violets are violet.

What did the African Man get in Africa Aids

Why did the black man laugh at my joke? k.

A woman was struck and killed by a truck as she crossed the road. Who's fault is it? The woman's, if she hadn't left the kitchen, she would still be making me sandwitches...

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a tumor Doctors give it 6 weeks before I die...

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 9,405 licks (this may not be reliable I lost count since I kinda just bit it)

Why did the bear eat a group of children? It was hungry.

How do you get a boy out of bed, you cut off his fingers.

Jeremy has 8 apples. Susie has 3. how much does Jason have? Purple because aliens don't like grapes.

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