Why does Derrek Ashmore act so feminine on his facebook statuses? Because he has a vagina so it is appropriate for him

How many mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? Juan.

I wonder if barrack Obama will rename the whitehouse...to the blue house because it is his favorite color

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Adam Chebali goes to war and is quickly killed. The rest of the world rejoices as he can no longer post anti-jokes only he thinks are funny and brag about himself on anti-joke.com.

Tiger Woods isn't a Tiger, He's a lion cheeta.

What is worse than seeing your whole family die? Leaving your wallet on the bus.

too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game"

Knock knock. Who's there? Come in.

How did the gay guy greet the other gay guy? Nice to meet you.

I like to slap biitches, I like to slap hoes

An African-American man calls KFC. An employee answers. "Thank you for calling KFC." The man replies, "I'm sorry, I must have dialed the wrong number."

Q:Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A:Sea creatures seeking shelter and food

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A Wii.

there was a pre school teacher and he told the children to draw a squirell. One boy breaks into tears because his entire family was slaughtered by a pack of squirrels. This upset the teacher

Yo' Momma is so fat she weighs a lot!

why was 6 afraid of 7? Becuase 7 watched his friend die. He slowly went into a depression so deep he went on a murderous rampage.

What do you call a person with a big ass head? A person with a big ass head

A man walks into a bar. He says ouch.

If Miley Cyrus has the ability to come in like a wrecking ball, how come she can't twerk?

Roses are flowers Violets are flowers

A fish walks into a bar Fish dont walk

Why did the girl fall of her chair? The chair can only hold so much weight.

why did the little boy die? He had AIDS

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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