- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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One day a farmer was planting his crops. All of a sudden he was hit by the magic school bus.

You're momma's so fat..Oh wait she's not.

How to apply total justice 1: Kill all humans! Moral: "Why do I have to die while he gets to live? Nobody gets to live? Sounds fair and just to me!"

Why do people on here submit anti-jokes involving children getting raped or killed? Because the people on this website are sadists. =/

What do you do if you work in subway? we make the subs put meat on it then put salad on then cut it then wrap it other duites involved but cba to exsplain

What's worse than Fantasy Basketball? Playing Fantasy WNBA.

What did the psychiatrist say to the man when he walked into his office naked and wrapped in saran wrap? The doctor prescribes him tablets to treat his bi-polar tendencies.

Why was the blonde fired from the M &M's factory? Her Masters degree in electrical engineering made her overqualified for the job she had.

Why did the man tell the other man to shut up? The other man said something that made this particular man mad which drove him to tell the other man to shut up.

what do you call a man with no arms no legs cancer and down syndrome? you call him stephen because his name is stephen

Why did Little Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Kncok Whose there? Not Sally

what do you call a prostitute with AIDS? Most likely her first name, unless of course you know her and it is normal for you to refer to her by a nickname or some shorter version of her proper first name.

Roses are red, I'm tired... I think I'll lie down now

Q: Why does an elephant have flat feet? A: From jumping out of trees

What do you call a black man with cancer? Someone with cancer

How come the man couldnt read the directions? He was reading it upside down.

Why did the black man buy a watermelon? To eat it of course

Why was the man sad? He was molested as a child.

Why did the turkey cross the road? His friend, the chicken, had just been hit by a passing car.

A man walks into a bar and the barman says "Why the long face?" And the man replies "I am severely deformed".

Where is Osama now? Telling this joke.

If you play a Justin Bieber album backwards, I swear you can hear satanic messages... but even worse, if you play it forward, you hear Justin Bieber.

God wrote this joke.................................

Why was Sally rolling in the grass? She was on fire.

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