Whats black and cant read white paper? An African

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why did the chicken cross the road? regardless of the fact his job at kfc was there, he felt that exercise was need to work off is thighs

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Q: What did the farmer say when he coudn't find his tractor? A: "where's my tractor?"

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Roses are red Violets are blue Actually, no they're not. They're VIOLET. That's why they're called that. If they were blue, they would be called "Blues", or something of a similar nature. Don't be dumb.

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tobi packs fudge+parkers gay-sami

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How do you make a plumber cry? Shit a brick.

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Q. What did the wierd kid get for christmas A. A Pokemon diamond edition

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What did Charlie do when he lost his golden ticket? He killed his grandpa to get it back.

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Why didn't Johnny get into college? Because Johnny is retarded.

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I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

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A cow walks into a bar and said, "Bartender give me a glass of milk!"

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What's black, dangerous and sits in a tree ? A crow, with a machine gun !

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Want to hear a Joke? No.

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What does a fish say when it swims into a wall? Damn

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Susie fell of a swing and died Knock Knock Who's there Susie

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Roses are red violets are blue I am in 301 Club and so are you.

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whats worse than god meaner than the devil. the poor have it the rich need it nothing

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what do you call a bee that makes milk? A BOObee

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People just dont care about me, yesterday I got a coconut in my head and... AWWWW thats horrible! Yeah I... So did the coconut make it?

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

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Why did Martian Luther King climb the mountain? Because there was a KFC on top

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A man walked into a bar. He broke his nose.

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What did the blind man say to the bartender? Nothing, I forgot to mention he's also mute and has no legs.

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What did Tim say about his wife cheating on him with his best friend's wife? He ran to R Kelly and got peed on.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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