If anyone can read me... I am Michael Jackson and I would really appreciate if someone could get me out of this... box... I mean help! Where am I! I think I have been under a long coma and would appreciate any small boys digging me out... Moral: I hope there is no hell... for my own sake that is...

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Why did the kid need glasses? A monkey threw a fridge at him.

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A blind man walks into a bar. The next day he goes out and buys a new seeing eye dog.

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from south park what do u call a jew on a rope no one ever said the answer, so my answer is a jew on a rope.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You just glass her.

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So, a giraffe walks into a bar and orders six martinis and shame on for wanting a punch line this giraffe needs help.

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roses are rose, violets are violet, now shut up you retarded poet!

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Why is 6 afraid of 7 Because 7 murdered her little sister

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Okay okay, its not like I wanted a serious answer anyway, bye!

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller watch TV? Because at 19 months she contracted what is believed to be scarlet fever which caused an acute congestion of the stomach and brain which caused her to loose sight and hearing.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Chinese. What? Knock Knock.

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What do you call a hairless penis, whatever gay name you decided to nickname it

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Yesterday I was walking my dog and while I was walking my dog, guess what happened? It got hit by a bus.

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What did the mute say to the deaf man?

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Whats a welfare? Its what keeps you alive.

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Antoni Wilkinsin

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Roses are yellow Violets are carpet.. Get it...?

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Q : What is the similarity between me and my friend? A : We both are crazy

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Why can't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she's a woman.

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What's worse than breaking your leg and not being able to walk? Breaking your neck because you will most likely not be able to walk from the high probability of being paralyzed for the rest of your life.

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Q. Why did the kid drop his tennis racket? A. Because he got run over by a tank!

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Bob: Whats the difference between a fish and a microwave? Steve: I don't know Bob: Daaaamn your dumb!

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I Stumbled this site and then read some antijokes, then I wrote a antijoke but I couldn't write a antijoke because their Terms of Service were down so then I lied to them saying I've read their Terms of Serivce and then I lied again, told them I were human, argued by saying "barnote plate" to them. They accepted.

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Yo momma's so fat she got her own zip code! except she doesn't because zip codes are reserved for much larger areas than that of your mother.

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