Why the kid can't get off the water? Because your feet is on his head

A man walks into a bar. What does he say? Ouch!

A black and a white man enter the bar all the people jump on the black guy to beat him up when the white guy is geting free vodka

Why can't black people be in a talent show? Because they'll steal the show.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no hands.

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A man climbs up a tree. Once he reaches the top he is scared and thus incapable of getting down.

you had me at "hello", no need to add "you're under arrest"

Yo mama is so fat , she died of a heart condition

Xzibit

Did you hear about the pirate movie? It was rated PG-13 for sexual content/nudity, language, and some violence.

Why do cats burp quietly, because they aren't men

1 + 1 = 11 Just kidding, it's 2 you moron.

Why did Timmy fall off his bike? Someone threw a brick at him!

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says,"Why the long face?" The horse replies,"I have terminal cancer."

Q:What happened when Smokey the Bear was the one who started the forest fire? A: He got arrested just like you would have

Q:Why did the retarded student get called down to the office? A:Because both his parents died in a car accident.

Knock Knock Who's There? A rapist

Why was the dwarf nicknamed The Anaconda? Because everybody loves a bit of irony.

What's the difference between a nickel and a dime? Five cents.

What do you call a fat man in a tiny pipe? Stuck.

What do cats eat for breakfast? Cat food.

you and your family will die tonight

I saw a bull go into a public toilet and defacitate! Bullshit!!!!!! hahahahahahahaha!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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