- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is Kony so mean? He used to date your mom.

What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? When a child gets raped every night by its father.

An ordinary man, much like your friend Brad from that one place where you used to hang out, was walking along one night, much like that night last week, and saw a star. He then wished upon that star...and kept walking.

What is a cow's favorite drink? Well, I could be wrong and this is just my opinion, but I do not believe that animals experience feelings and, in corollary, favoritism towards anything, particularly regarding basic survival needs, such as hydration.

What starts with P and ends with orn? Porn

What did Bear Grylls say to the dead whale? Mmmm.

What did the fat lady order at McDonalds? Nothing because she forgot here wallet at home.

I was playing Black Ops online, my wife turned it off in the middle of the game....I killed her

If you're paddling upstream in a canoe and a wheel falls off, how many pancakes fit in a doghouse? None! Ice cream doesn't have bones!

Wanna hear a joke..... Corey Jacobs Penis!

A bear walked into a bar and said to the bartender," I'd li.........................ke one beer please. " The bartender replied, " Sure. But why the big pause? "

what happened to the cripple after he got in a wheel chair? cancer of the eye

On a scale of Casey Anthony to Jerry Sandusky how much do you like kids?

a white guy, a black guy, and a spanish guy all jump off a building. they all immediately die on impact, later on the news white guy jumps off building.

What's the difference between a bench and a Mexican? The bench can support a family.

What time is it? Refrigerator

How do you fit 1000 babies into a trashcan? You don't that would be wasteful! You Eat Them!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

FORTY SECONDS!!!!!!

what's the difference between two pieces of bacon and a blond girl? The blond girl is a human and it's against the law to eat her.

why did the boy fall off his bike? someone threw a fridge at him

What did the nerd say to the bully? Nothing. The bully killed him before he could say anything.

A man walked into a pub, and enjoys of a couple off pints. Some time later he loudly asks the gentleman next to him: Do you know about this thing called Fightclub?... The bartender had to call an ambulance, you don't talk about fightclub

knock knock who's there who who who and if u say something about an I will punch u in the face u stupid cike!!!!

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