- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The blondes on the opposite part of the lake is a pretty good joke

Why did sally fall off the swing? she had no arms of legs. Knock Knock Whos there? Not sally.

Why was the bully in detention? He punched a fellow classmate.

How many people live in China? At least ten.

An Irish, an English, a Chinese and a French are together in a boat. And it shows the diversity of our society.

Why can't black people be in a talent show? Because they'll steal the show.

A man walks into a bar. What does he say? Ouch!

A black and a white man enter the bar all the people jump on the black guy to beat him up when the white guy is geting free vodka

dildos are red, vaginas are blue, mother, what have I done to you?

Violets are blue, Roses are red, I like to mix up my poems.

I am white, asian and black... What am I? A panda

Why the kid can't get off the water? Because your feet is on his head

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no hands.

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Who did the man call when his house was on fire? He called his mother as the firefighters put out the fire.

you had me at "hello", no need to add "you're under arrest"

A man climbs up a tree. Once he reaches the top he is scared and thus incapable of getting down.

Yo mama is so fat , she died of a heart condition

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Why did Timmy fall off his bike? Someone threw a brick at him!

Did you hear about the pirate movie? It was rated PG-13 for sexual content/nudity, language, and some violence.

Why do cats burp quietly, because they aren't men

1 + 1 = 11 Just kidding, it's 2 you moron.

What color was the fence before it was painted green? Not green.

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