What do you call a woman with no arms or legs that fell off a boat fucked

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven had herpes.

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A man looks both ways before crossing the street he gets hit by an airplane

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Train A leaves the station at 1:42 while traveling in 176kmh. How long will it take for the conductor to realize the bridge it ou... Too long.

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What's black, white, and red all over? A intro of darkness, then redness then whiteness

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why is your mother dead? because i killed him.

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Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? He uses only the finest ingredients.

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Why was the firefighter carrying a hot girl? Because her house was on fire.

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A planes crashes on the US-Canada border. The survivors are promptly taken to a hospital nearby to be treated for their injuries.

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Whats the most common use of a butt plug after school? In the sport of pole vaultIng, the butt plug is the rubber end of the pole that is designed to withstand the force of being planted in a steel box.

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"Knock Knock" "whos there" "interupting cow" "interupting cow who" "i have aids"

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Why did the chicken attempt to cross the road? To see if it could.

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Why didn't Helen Keller drive? With all that time she spent learning how to read and write despite being blind and deaf, authoring numerous books, and being a prolific political activist; she simply did not have the substantial time to acquire a driver's license.

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In this case, its black operations, but simply in the term that its a well secret something, its not a lets say, organization that breaks the law, kidnaps listens to phones uses wires, which the FBI does. And when I mean I am a employee, I might have spoken a bit over my head here (sorry, lightheaded), you could well, simply put, I am something between a delivery boy and a mercenary, not the kind that shoots and kills (my shape sucks anyways), but rather the kind that "facilitates" communications between organizations... Thats all I can say without breaking laws that technically do not exist.

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A priest and a rabii walk into a bar. Both men, despite both being good people and well respected in their communities, aren't able to overcome their differences which are signified by their religions. Both men later leave the bar and surround themselves with people of their own kin.

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Knock knock Who's there? Jesus Jesus who? Jesus Christ, your lord and savior.

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What do you call a black man walking on the side of a road? A Pedestrian

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What Do You Call a Black Man With a Gun?? A Cop

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Anders Lungren is a worthless peice of scrub

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A pirate walks out of a bar. He drowns in a puddle.

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How would you punish Helen Keller? Make her read a basketball.

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There was a little girl who went on a walk. She was about 8 years old. An old green stationwagon pulled up to the little girl. He said,"Need a ride?" She shook her head and climbed in. 2 weeks later she was found dead in a ditch. She was raper and murdered

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What do you call a dog with no arms and no legs. It doesn't matter what you call him he still won't come.

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what was the last pizza place the twin towers ordered from? Domino's

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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