Train A leaves the station at 1:42 while traveling in 176kmh. How long will it take for the conductor to realize the bridge it ou... Too long.

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Q.why is there so much drama? A.it's a reality tv show.

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HEY YOU!!!!

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Your momma so fat, she's fat

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer left his fence open and the chicken happened to cross a road.

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How do you kill a woman? Let her drive

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i want justin beiber to release more albums so that i can not buy them

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Your mother is so fat she sometimes eats a normal sized portion of food and does not feel satisfied

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What is a poop on a poopstick? A pile of poop.

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What is the difference between an African and French person? Nothing all people ate equal.

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Why did Juan cross the border into America? To provide a better opportunity for him and his family.

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A pirate walks out of a bar. He drowns in a puddle.

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Anders Lungren is a worthless peice of scrub

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How would you punish Helen Keller? Make her read a basketball.

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There was a little girl who went on a walk. She was about 8 years old. An old green stationwagon pulled up to the little girl. He said,"Need a ride?" She shook her head and climbed in. 2 weeks later she was found dead in a ditch. She was raper and murdered

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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Why did the guy get hit by a bus? He walked out into traffic.

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What do you call a dog with no arms and no legs. It doesn't matter what you call him he still won't come.

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what was the last pizza place the twin towers ordered from? Domino's

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What's the difference between humans and dogs? 4.

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What do you get if you have 59 apples in your right hand and 74 pints of ice cream in your right? Large hands.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. They have been planning a girls night out for weeks.

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What happened when rudolf bucked Santa? Santa ripped his hooves off and started hitting his nose until it stopped glowing

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Anti Joke

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