what do you call a 19th century steam train driver ? i dont know , depends what his mother named him

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Knock Knock Whos there? It's me Ben. You just told me to come over. We are going jogging aren' we? Oh ya, sorry. I forgot the time. Is it cold out? Ya, it is pretty cold. You should bring a jacket. Ok, let me go get my jacket. Alright, can u grab me a water please? Ya sure. Thankyou.

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Why does a black person buy water? Because everyone needs water to survive SKH RZH

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yes... that's the joke

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You know I can, and I already have, as once the mind knows its getting certain medications, it spends the energy required in order to achieve the effect, this is what psychiatrists and those assholes would call "psychological effect". With that said, I am still tired, and the stimulants are waking up my ouchies too, so I think ill get some sleep and dont worry, I can sleep with any stimulants as long as I can use my mind. By the way, my "hypnosis senses" are not hypnosis by themselves, but in order to hypnotize oneself and other, one must learn to read body language and stuff like that, something which I now do subconciously because I am experienced. Alice is calm again, her hands are shaking but she is cold, I am pretty sure she is far more tired than I am, so I kinda ordered her to go home, this guy can type for me. Just want you to know that I am doing fine now, and that the PTSD is much less severe than before as my brain no longer remembers the voice and looks my parents had back then, so I just feel my nose getting punched and breaking, its... Surprisingly annoying, so ill get some sleep, if nothing else it will help Alice get better, and I wont lie, I need it.

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Why did the little girl cry? Because she saw her future.

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What happens when you shoot a giraffe? It dies.

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What did the girl say to the mute? "Why are you so quiet?" How did the mute respond? He flipped her off.

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -John. -Hey John, come on in.

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How much wood would a woodchuck chu... Forget this, this is overused.

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Womens Rights

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what happen to covietz when he licked his balls? nothing he likes the taste

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A black man, a Jewish man, and an Indian man are all in the taxi when they were all killed in a car crash. Who was driving the car? The taxi driver.

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knock knock come back later i'm taking a shower!!!

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Knock Knock? Who's there? (No answer)

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Why do you not play poker with a cheetah. 1. Animals can't play card games. 2. Cheetahs are carnivores. Think about it.

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Why did the condom drive over his pet mac and cheese? Because his uncle was not george bush.

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what do you call a black person in the dark? ........invisible

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Wanna hear a joke? Twilight

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A black man, an Asian man, and an American man are in a car. Who is driving? The black man, it's his car.

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Autism speaks but not really

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Why do we learn about the Civil Rights Movement in History class? So it won't happen again.

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Whats Black White and Red all over? oh, wait. what time were we supposed to meet that landlord?

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What do you say to man with no hands. How do you feel.

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