Whats worse then getting stabbed in the trachea by a aids infected knife? getting pounded anally by satan

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender shoots him.

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So a man and a woman are siting at the same park table Woman: sir are you touching my leg erotically Man: No mam for you see I am a parapaligec

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An Italian, a Mexican, and an American all stand in one room. The Italian throws pasta out the window and says "We have too much of this in our country." The Mexican throws a taco out the window and says "We have too much of this in our country." The American throws a burger out the window and says "We have too much of this in our country."

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Knock Knock? whos there? The man at the door then finds himself thinking what his last name is as he lately got amnesia

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Your mumma is so fat she was mistaken for an opera singer in a quite awkward confrontation. she was embarrassed and walked out crying

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Q:Why did the chicken cross the road A:He didn't he was tortured then killed and turned into a sandwich that you can buy for the price of $1.00

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A man walks in to a bar, so he got hurt.

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Why was the chicken afaid to cross the road? because there was no road.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I like to slap hookers

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Roses are red Jeffrey's a nigger A refrigerator is white But Jeffrey's not a refrigerator. He's a nigger.

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A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer and mop. In turns out the bartender was a paranoid schizophrenic and was hallucinating.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was something of interest on the other side.

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What did the peanut say to the jelly

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Oh," the boy says. "Well BUENOS DIAS to you too!!!

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What's the difference Justin Bieber and a Dic* the Dic*

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Why did the woman cross the road? She didn't. They are no roads in the kitchen.

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what is worse than bitting into your apple and finding a worm? 9/11

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Why couldn't the women cook for her family She had no arms, therefore incapable of preforming the task.

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if a chcken lays an eggg what happens? a baby bird comes out

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If one train is heading North at 60 mph, na danother train is heading South at 45 mph, how many waffles are on the roof? The answer is purple, because aliens like coffee.

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmicist.

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What do cats eat for breakfast? Cat food.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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