What did the African Man get in Africa Aids

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Wanna hear something half funny 34.5

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When you cross a bird on the sidewalk what do you do??? Run in big circles.

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Why is it sad that a black guy died in a car crash He was my friend

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What do you call an asian man driving a plane? Well you can't drive planes

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"Happy Father's Day!" said the little boy to the old man. The old man broke out in tears because he had always wanted to be a father.

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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Why did the cat throw up on the couch? because it was nauseous!

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A lawyer gets admitted to a bar.

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What's a black person's favorite thing to eat? Food.

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Whats the difference between the black man and the white man? The black man was born with more melanin the pigment in there skin, which would concur the black man did have darker skin. Also, the white man had cancer.

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People say the sky's the limit................................ but there's footprints on the moon.

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Friend: "Hey man! Did you hear about the kid who bought the last hamster at the pet shop? Other friend: "No..." Friend: "Oh, well he shot himself last night."

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Why was Little Billy sad? Because he got shot.

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What's yellow, long, hard, and moves up and down? A banana in an elevator...

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What did the lamp say to the pencil? Nothing. Lamps and pencils are inanimate objects and are also non sentient so therefore are incapable of talking or listening or having any emotions.

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if i had a nickel for every time iv typed an anti joke... i would have $0.15

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A man calls 911 911: hello? Man: sorry wrong number.

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Did you hear about the fire in the shoe factory? All the inventory was destroyed.

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In that case you are probably a bit of an outcast as most girls of your beauty are, you know, you are that kind of girl that feels weird because when she got/gets on the buss EVERYONE stares at her, but nobody dares to say anything, right? And when you are hanging out for a drink or something guys stare at you, and go like "nah" which means "Nah she is too good to want me" and starts hitting on your friends instead. Oh and you also get a lot of rude comments from guys "auto disqualifying themselves" like using complements they know will backfire like "Hey wanna fuck sugart1ts? They do this so they can go home with their ego intact thinking "Hey I was tough enough to hit on her, but she turned out to be a bitch! So does any of this sound familiar?

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Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they are all dead.

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knock knock hold on im takin a poop!

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven raped his mother

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knock, knock whos there the police your son was the victim of a cruel homocide

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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