Q: What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A: A pharmacist

Q:Why did the man throw his clock out the window A:Because he didn't like his clock

Here's a joke, a black man walks into a store and buys something. that's it.

What do you get when you put the head of a lion on the body of an eagle?2 dead animals and a fine for killing protected species.

What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the batmobile? Robin, get in the batmobile

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Why did the Asian guy's condom slip? Because the condom was put on the opposite way.

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his head

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

WHERE WAS THE DECLARATION OF INDEPENTENTS AT THE BOTTEM!!!

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why did arno fly away? he was a bird

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

one time there was a fukc then it taked a shat potated pancocks cancer is fuCk 18 why did the cock cross the choad? fUcK

What do you call a man with a fork stuck in his head? A man with a fork stuck in his head

What happened to the guy that got hit by a bus. He died

Did you hear about that superman guy? He died.

Q. Why did the girl with no legs fall off her bike? A. Somebody threw a refrigerator at her.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

I like colin but not as much as apple

once upon a time there was a girl named katie. she walked across the road. she got hit by a truck. now she's in heaven. the end,.

What is similar between women and puzzles? Neither had the right to vote before 1920. Puzzles still don't

What did the pear say to the orange? Orange ya gonna say hi? What did the apple say to the banana? Nothing, apples can't talk.

You know what's funny about Fox news? Nothing. Lying to the public isn't funny at all.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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